81-year-old man arrested in raid on a local brothel!

Ralphy1

Ralphy1

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Perhaps this should have been put on the entertainment forum but I posted it here because it shows seniors can behave as badly as any other age group. Of course, he could have been looking for love in all of the wrong places. If it was me I would blame it on senility...:cool:
 

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Ralphy1 said:
Perhaps this should have been put on the entertainment forum but I posted it here because it shows seniors can behave as badly as any other age group. Of course, he could have been looking for love in all of the wrong places. If it was me I would blame it on senility...:cool:
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Where else do you go if it lasts for 4 hours????
 
Old Geezer asked the Madam "How much to be with one of your ladies?"

She replied "$100."

He said "You are putting me on!"

She replied "Then that would be $150."
 
"Sir, are your tighty whities a little baggy." "Depends!"

"81 years old? When was your last EKG?" "EKG... Excitingly Kinky Girl? Oh, about an hour ago!"

"Sir, you're not wearing underpants!!" "Well, ma'am, I just came from my doctor's office. He said he needed a stool sample, urine sample, and semen sample. I just left him my underpants!"
 
Well, I'm only 78 next birthday, but I hope that in another three years I'll still be able to perform as well as I have always done,, and as I can at the moment.

And before the sarcastic comments come in, I've never had any complaints!

Sad to see such ageist comments on a Seniors' Forum!
 
Oh Laurie..it's not ageist when people are laughing at themselves...it's called Humour...and in this day of mad PC'ness..we need to be able to laugh at ourselves there's hardly anything left these days that we Can laugh about
 
While we were traveling in the caravan in 2004, we visited a Gold mining town in Western Australia, The town has two of the few legal brothels in Australia one of which has been in business since the 1800's
However many of the mine workers now have what is known as fly in fly out jobs where they work for maybe two weeks on two off, many go home while off work as a consequence, the brothels, in the area no longer have the clients , income they once had.
If you go into the tourist office in the town looking for tours , you more than likely will.be offered a tour of either the " old" brothel or the newer one
We went on the 2 hour tour of the old one and wheather you choose to believe the stories the madam tells you is up to you,we thought it was interesting, on the wide age group who "visit". The tour cost us $15 each
I personally don't have a problem with well run establishments.
 
hollydolly said:
OH LOL Kadee...I've never heard of that before..a tour of a brothel?...I don't think it would be high on my agenda during a Holiday
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I agreed to go after speaking to the tourist office who said it was an interesting history / stories of the town,
of course it was a day time tour didn't see anyone other than the madam.
Beleive it or not it's very a popular tour, I guess for many it could or would be a curiosity thing.
The place was very clean and tidy
 
Kadee, is this the brothel you toured?
IMO it's little more than a series of stables.

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Guys aren't interested ambience...:D But the pink doors are attractive...
 
n elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is.
'I'm 90 years old,' he says.
'90?' replies the woman. 'Don't you realize you've had it?'
'Oh, sorry,' says the old man. 'How much do I owe you?'











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But are you getting any compliments? Sorry, couldn't resist...:eek:nthego:
 

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