Murphy's Law...

[jujube]

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law?"

"Yeah, it means if something can go wrong, it will go wrong."

"Well, have you heard of Cole's Law?"

"Uh, no, what's that?"

"Thinly sliced cabbage with some mayonnaise mixed in."

 

[Greenie]

Ahh, it's Murphy's law and O'Tooles Law

Murphy's law is if anything can go wrong ------------- then it will


O'Tooles law is ----------------------------------- Murphy was an optimist.

 

[horseless carriage]

"Well, have you heard of Cole's Law?"

Have you heard of "Dewc Law?"

"Uh, no, what's that?"

"A dewclaw is a digit, vestigial in some animals, on the foot of many mammals, birds, and reptiles. It commonly grows higher on the leg than the rest of the foot, such that in digitigrade or unguligrade species it does not make contact with the ground when the animal is standing.