Mortician Riddle

[OldFeller]

Stop all the mortician jokes will ya..I'm dyin' over here...

 

[Pinky]

They had a rather cold/stiff relationship.

 

[Gary O']

What was the business relationship between two rival morticians?

Mortal enemies

 

[Nemo2]

They had a rather cold/stiff relationship.

Good one!

 

[Kaila]

I'm thinking it involves the word "bury" but I can't think of a phrase that is cliche or clever

A Bury Deep relationship?

(thanks for that good idea to springboard from...)

 

[Kaila]

They always told each other:
I'll die before I'll let you steal my customers!

(The other would reply: Over my dead body!)

 

[Buckeye]

Did they bury the hatchet???

 

[Nemo2]

Did they bury the hatchet???

It would certainly adze up, but you'd have to axe them.

 

[OldFeller]

It would certainly adze up, but you'd have to axe them.

I can't believe they let you live after telling that joke.

 

[Nemo2]

I can't believe they let you live after telling that joke.

Joke? JOKE? It was a well thought out hypothetical analysis which will be formulated into a lengthy dissertation which I will deliver to the UN. Joke, indeed.....hah.

 

[jujube]

They both put the fun in funeral?

They both had undertaken as much business as they could?

Neither wanted to work the graveyard shift?

 

[NorthernLight]

Mortal enemies

I bet this is it.

 

[jujube]

It was a matter of HIS and HEARSE.

 

[Gary O']

I bet this is it.

Should be a safe bet

but

who knows the mind of deb

 

[OldFeller]

They both put the fun in funeral?

They both had undertaken as much business as they could?

Neither wanted to work the graveyard shift?

You're my kinda punster! Loved these.

 

[NorthernLight]

They undertook to get along.

They dearly beloved each other.

They had different points of viewing.

They had the dirt on each other.

 

[Right Now]

They were a dead ringer for each other.

 

[OldFeller]

By the time all the wrong guesses are tallied, the answer will be a let down compared to these very good guesses.

 

[Kaila]

Killing each other with kindness, they were!

 

[Kaila]

By the time all the wrong guesses are tallied, the answer will be a let compared to these very good guesses.

I agree!

 

[PamfromTx]

They both preferred being paid with 'cold cash'.


I don't know how I came up with that silly answer. Nite, everyone.

 

[PamfromTx]

Where's Deb??????????????????????

 

[OldFeller]

What was the business relationship between two rival morticians?

Are we looking for a one word answer?

 

[NorthernLight]

Are we looking for a one word answer?

Deep?

 

[Kaila]

Deadly!