Senior moment of the decade....

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So, tonight we are watching the movie "Pretty Woman". It's the scene when Vivien first spends the night with Edward and she is having a "carpet picnic" and watching a "I Love Lucy" episode and he's sitting in a chair. She kneels in front of him, strips down to her undies and starts getting jiggy wid him. Well, as jiggy as you can get on TV, that is.

I get a notion to be funny and act out the scene. I get out of my lounger, crawl across the floor to the Spousal Equivalent, shuck off my sweatshirt, run my fingers up his shin and prepare to get jiggy.

Then I get the worst leg cramp of my life.

I am rolling on the floor howling in pain. The Spousal Equivalent, who had been looking at me like he wasn't sure whether to jump up and run or call for the men in white jackets, is really confused now. Is this part of the act or am I dying?

I am just plain too old for this sh*t.......
 
jujube said:
So, tonight we are watching the movie "Pretty Woman". It's the scene when Vivien first spends the night with Edward and she is having a "carpet picnic" and watching a "I Love Lucy" episode and he's sitting in a chair. She kneels in front of him, strips down to her undies and starts getting jiggy wid him. Well, as jiggy as you can get on TV, that is.

I get a notion to be funny and act out the scene. I get out of my lounger, crawl across the floor to the Spousal Equivalent, shuck off my sweatshirt, run my fingers up his shin and prepare to get jiggy.

Then I get the worst leg cramp of my life.

I am rolling on the floor howling in pain. The Spousal Equivalent, who had been looking at me like he wasn't sure whether to jump up and run or call for the men in white jackets, is really confused now. Is this part of the act or am I dying?

I am just plain too old for this sh*t.......
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You've got points for thinking to try it. It's the thought that counts......better still, this is better than claiming to have a headache.
I love that you'll remember this forever.😊
 
OMG! @jujube This made me actually LOL. It's a good thing I've already had breakfast because there's that old saying "Laugh before breakfast, cry before dinner."

I laughed so hard that it made my belly hurt🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ETA: I'm still laughing and thought that a cramp in your leg before jigging is far preferable to a cramp in the arse while jigging!
 
jujube said:
So, tonight we are watching the movie "Pretty Woman". It's the scene when Vivien first spends the night with Edward and she is having a "carpet picnic" and watching a "I Love Lucy" episode and he's sitting in a chair. She kneels in front of him, strips down to her undies and starts getting jiggy wid him. Well, as jiggy as you can get on TV, that is.

I get a notion to be funny and act out the scene. I get out of my lounger, crawl across the floor to the Spousal Equivalent, shuck off my sweatshirt, run my fingers up his shin and prepare to get jiggy.

Then I get the worst leg cramp of my life.

I am rolling on the floor howling in pain. The Spousal Equivalent, who had been looking at me like he wasn't sure whether to jump up and run or call for the men in white jackets, is really confused now. Is this part of the act or am I dying?

I am just plain too old for this sh*t.......
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Wouldn't it be nice if cramps wrote ahead, so we could plan around them? :giggle:
 
Will you hate me forever if I confess that I laughed? :giggle: I'm so sorry you needed to suffer the pain of that horrid cramp... but your story and the visuals it provided was absolutely golden!
 
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