This gives me the Yeebee-Jeebees

Murrmurr said:
AHA!

THIS is why I freak-out a little whenever I walk into the bathroom and the toilet lid is up. You obviously did not close the lid before you flushed.
(90-second video)


I have to show this to Bonnie. :sick:
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Yeah, we always close the lid. I hate to use a public restroom that has the toilets with no lid. The ones that flush on their own by surprise are extra gross. (n)
 

Pepper said:
The one I'm talking about uses your same bowl as your business does. I repeat, UGH! A bidet is to be sanitary, and I can't see how one bowl could do that.
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PIKETS Bidet Attachment for Toilet, Dual Nozzle (Frontal and Rear Wash) Non-Electric Fresh Water Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment with Nozzle Self Cleaning, Adjustable Water Pressure (02-Chrome Silver)

https://www.amazon.com/PIKETS-Attac...t&qid=1676437669&sprefix=bidet,aps,148&sr=8-8

Experiencing a uti my wife decided she would like to try this. It works as advertised & doesn't leave the bowl in the UGH! condition. BTW it has been in use for over a year with no problems functioning or being unsanitary. IMO the ability to control the water pressure makes a difference since it doesn't splatter the UGH!
 

Yay to the days of the water closest, behind closed doors but I am still in the habit of closing the lid before flushing
 
Muslims were taught since the invention of flushable toilets with lids to only flush with the lid down (and leave it down). Imagine, people flushing with their toothbrushes and soaps on the sink in fairly close proximity. :sick: I guess that's one reason why those hand dryer blower things were deemed unsanitary. They may be blowing around all that stuff and blowing it in your face as well as hands. :sick: :sick:
 
OneEyedDiva said:
Muslims were taught since the invention of flushable toilets with lids to only flush with the lid down (and leave it down). Imagine, people flushing with their toothbrushes and soaps on the sink in fairly close proximity. :sick: I guess that's one reason why those hand dryer blower things were deemed unsanitary. They may be blowing around all that stuff and blowing it in your face as well as hands. :sick: :sick:
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Which Muslims? Where? In all of the Muslim countries I have visited
there are very few flushable toilets. Most have holes in the ground.
 
Funny now, but not quite as much at the time. On a visit to Morocco, I wanted to pee so badly, the coach driver stopped at a toilet on route.
One look at the place and I nearly threw up. But I needed to go, so I hid behind a bush, thought I was alone and private.....suddenly I heard peals of laughter
coming from a date palm. Couple of young guys saw me, they were harvesting dates, gosh I was mortified.
I was wearing a skirt, so I consoled myself, they saw nothing!!!
 
hollydolly said:
No it's a totally separate room from the bathroom. Fully tiled Brick wall between the 2 rooms.. There is no sink in the toilet .. (room)..you have to go to the next room, Bathroom.. to wash hands..

This is not mine.. but this is the type of set -up..

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Blessed said:
That is one of the things that scares me about travel. There are certain things I could not adapt to, that is one of them
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A little story

Speaking of
I had a close call

Story time

Asian facilities

HK, at the turn of the century was pretty uptown, at least in Kowloon and neighboring areas…..but up the road, north of Shenzhen in Tangxia Village, Dongguan, the theme changed a bit.

While inspecting a factory there, an overpowering urge stopped me in my tracks.
Seems the dog I ate the previous night was not CDA grade A, ‘cause I was percolatin’.
I subtly grabbed my broker’s shirt with clenched fists and whispered my desires in his ear.

Apparently, doubling over and grimacing was sufficient body language, as several people pointed my way to the lavatory.
Full pedal down the long straightaway, periodically stopping, frozen, like a sow in heat, then full throttle thru the tiled ‘S’ turn and I was home free.
‘Cept there were no stalls,
and no toilets,
and no trough
….just a few tiled holes in the floor.
Clean though. Very clean.

It’s just there was no way I could wrap my mind around a remote possibility of a successful mission.
The prairie dogging salad shooter would definitely have ended up mostly somewhere inside my Wranglers.
My mind raced….take off the jeans and perch…then what?
No TP
What’s with the waterfall?!
Oh, no way.
The term ‘Suck it up’ became quite tangible.

If the tongue is the most muscular organ of the body, the sphincter has to be a close second.
So, I slowly strolled out of hole haven toward my broker, as nonchalantly as possible with compressed cheeks, and subtly grabbing his shirt with clenched fists, whisper/screamed, ‘to the hotel, NOW!!’

Yeah, I’ve left many a scat in the bush, but a coed hole-in-the-floor lavatory was just a bit too much.
 
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Gary O' said:
A little story

Speaking of
I had a close call

Story time

Asian facilities

HK, at the turn of the century was pretty uptown, at least in Kowloon and neighboring areas…..but up the road, north of Shenzhen in Tangxia Village, Dongguan, the theme changed a bit.

While inspecting a factory there, an overpowering urge stopped me in my tracks.
Seems the dog I ate the previous night was not CDA grade A, ‘cause I was percolatin’.
I subtly grabbed my broker’s shirt with clenched fists and whispered my desires in his ear.

Apparently, doubling over and grimacing was sufficient body language, as several people pointed my way to the lavatory.
Full pedal down the long straightaway, periodically stopping, frozen, like a sow in heat, then full throttle thru the tiled ‘S’ turn and I was home free.
‘Cept there were no stalls,
and no toilets,
and no trough
….just a few tiled holes in the floor.
Clean though. Very clean.

It’s just there was no way I could wrap my mind around a remote possibility of a successful mission.
The prairie dogging salad shooter would definitely have ended up mostly somewhere inside my Wranglers.
My mind raced….take off the jeans and perch…then what?
No TP
What’s with the waterfall?!
Oh, no way.
The term ‘Suck it up’ became quite tangible.

If the tongue is the most muscular organ of the body, the sphincter has to be a close second.
So, I slowly strolled out of hole haven toward my broker, as nonchalantly as possible with compressed cheeks, and subtly grabbing his shirt with clenched fists, whisper/screamed, ‘to the hotel, NOW!!’

Yeah, I’ve left many a scat in the bush, but a coed hole-in-the-floor lavatory was just a bit too much.
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In the countries with the hole in the floor.. I've always wondered how people with constipation manage.. I mean you can't sit there and read the Times Can you ? :oops::LOL:
 
Jules said:
The water in the tank of our toilet is COLD. I can’t imagine using that sprayer.
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The one I connected for my wife has a T in the water line that fills the tank. And yes it is cold but once my wife got used to that cold water shock she said it is actually refreshing. As I mentioned the one we bought has a pressure setting control feature. Leaving her frontal area clean & urine free from the old damp dry way toilet paper does is the plus factor she likes. Both the butt & frontal area still get dryed from toilet paper after use.

The 1st use was set on full. In combination to the cold, the pressure blasting the front was NOT a happy experience.
 
Jamala said:
Which Muslims? Where? In all of the Muslim countries I have visited
there are very few flushable toilets. Most have holes in the ground.
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If you notice I referred to flushable toilets with lids...not holes in the ground! Which Muslims? The ones I know and took Islamic classes with. My husband and I visited several masjids (mosques) in the eastern part of the US. I've never been to a "Muslim country" abroad. Is Muslim country even the right terminology? Are there countries where ONLY muslims reside?
 
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OneEyedDiva said:
If you notice I referred to flushable toilets with lids...not holes in the ground! Which Muslims? The ones I know and took Islamic classes with. My husband and I visited several masjids (mosques) In the eastern part of the US. I've never been to a "Muslim country" abroad. Is Muslim country even the right terminology? Are there countries where ONLY muslims reside?
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Last time I checked, all primarily Muslim Middle-Eastern countries are anywhere from 1.8% to 13% Christian.

But it's been a couple years since I looked at that.
 
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It is really simple, if you keep the lid closed when the toilet is not in use, then you can't accidentally drop your contact lenses, dentures or hearing aids into the bowl and then have to go on a fishing expedition. :LOL:
 

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