So a Guy Walks Into a Bar...

Beezer

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He orders a grasshopper, finishes his drink and is walking home when he spots a real grasshopper on the sidewalk. He points at the grasshopper and says...

"Hey! Do you know there's a drink named after you??"

To which the grasshopper replies...

"Really? There's a drink named Irving?"

Not sure why, but this is in my top ten corny jokes of all time! :)
 


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