Won't See These In The Dictionary. What Words Have You Made Up?

[mrstime]

Fuffle up a gum tree! Beats swearing 'eh?

 

[Purwell]

Pingbugger; that small part that springs out of anything small that you are trying to repair.

 

[Bella]

Exhaustipated - Just too tired to give a sh!t.

 

[OneEyedDiva]

Exhaustipated - Just too tired to give a sh!t.

Bella..BELLA! ROFLM*O! I was laughing so hard at this one that my son had to come and see what was wrong with me. Then he got a good laugh too.

 

[Bella]

Bella..BELLA! ROFLM*O! I was laughing so hard at this one that my son had to come and see what was wrong with me. Then he got a good laugh too.

I'm glad you weren't too exhaustipated to have a good laugh!

 

[Bella]

Askhole - A person who asks for your advice but always does the opposite of what you've told them.

 

[packleader]

When my daughter gave her boyfriend a dog, he named it "Coma" (center of my affection.)

 

[EmptyCup]

Aftersnap - a stubborn dog I had years ago that didn’t like being trained. She would do the task, get the treat, then snap her jaws with a little snarl at me. Just letting me know she didn’t like following commands. I also use this to describe someone who MUST have the last word at all times.

 

[OneEyedDiva]

When my oldest grandson was about 3 years old, we took him to Red Lobster. When asked what vegetable he wanted with his dinner, he said
Barcoli (broccoli)
I had a cousin who couldn't quite get her words out right, which probably proved her state of mind. She said she couldn't
Concenoughatrate rather than concentrate enough.

 

[Pepper]

Blean! It's a mood of a combination of feeling "blah" and "mean".

I thought it was "bright" and "clean."

 

[CinnamonSugar]

I was going to put a word but the Darn urban dictionary has messed me over…. It’s a regular linguistic mine field!

 

[OneEyedDiva]

Askhole - A person who asks for your advice but always does the opposite of what you've told them.

OMG... I have a friend like that! I've gotten to the point where I just say "Gee I don't know!" or "It's something you have to decide for yourself."

 

[Dustbunny]

Egotox - Detoxing an egotistical person

I used to say that someone needed a detox of what they thought of themselves. So I shortened it to egotox.

 

[OneEyedDiva]

Effet. I'd use that word instead of the vulgar F word when interviews and reinterviews with some syphilis patients did not produce traceable contacts. We even started an Effet file.

 

[Medusa]

I thought it was "bright" and "clean."

My husband and son do this constantly, blend words together. Constantly. Any two words that strike them as blendable and they're on it.
It's gotten to where I can feel it coming. "We need pickles and cream. Sounds like an ice cream flavor.... piccream!"
And me: "Guys, I'm begging you."

 

[Medusa]

Moles
Used in our house, for literally decades, in place of the word, "controls," for television controls.
Comes from eldest daughter, changing controls to "country moles" which was eventually shortened to "moles" and stayed there. I'm so accustomed to it I've been in other places and asked where the moles are.

Nonsequiturial
I made that one up on the fly while writing an email to my English Professor. He liked it and told me of a word he'd created.