Actress Charged With Attempted Murder

Okay...I'll come clean.

My daughter got me with this joke. When you say the actress named Reese was charged with attempted murder, most people will give the shocked response...

"Witherspoon??!

To which you then reply...

"No! With a knife!"

It's an oldie but a goody. ;)
 
Okay...I'll come clean.

My daughter got me with this joke. When you say the actress named Reese was charged with attempted murder, most people will give the shocked response...

"Witherspoon??!

To which you then reply...

"No! With a knife!"

It's an oldie but a goody. ;)
We had something similar decades ago.
I am a fairy, my name is Nuff.
Fair enough.
 

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