Very good Ronni, there's a few observations on life too:
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques.
A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
A balanced diet is a muffin in each hand.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
It ain’t the jeans that make your rump look fat.
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share your's with them.
The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that deep down inside, we all believe that we are good drivers.
