Can I buy you a drink?

CallMeKate said:
Oh look at the pretty dalmatian! hiccup Hey, what the heck did you put in my milkshake, robertcat?! πŸ₯΄
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Oh sorry. I just got in the habit of reaching for the hard stuff, and I may have ummm, put a little razzle dazzle in your drink. Oops.
 

Magna-Carta said:
Was this commercial ever shown in your neck of the woods? Communication by taste?

The missed opportunity to engage in this became a huge disappointment in my life. Even if I was only ever going to be with my GF. Then covid came along and the writing was on the wall.

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I normally don't read sign language, but obviously he could. That's pretty cool.
 
MickaC said:
I will have……
Iced decaf coffee with real cream, with generous portion of Baileys, real whipped cream, and shaved dark chocolate on top. πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹.

Thanks for this thread, Bobcat, a lot of fun. 😊.
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Ahhh, what's not to love about that. Warms you up in more ways than one, and nectar of the gods on top. Delicioso.
 

Hmmm.....if you've got the Ultimate Well-Stocked Bar, I'll take the Pappy Van Winkle Reserve 23 Yr, please!

Kills me that I used to buy the Pappy 21 yr when it was the old Stitzel-Weller stock for the outrageous price of $100. Then it went to $125 and I thought THAT was steep. But it was easy to get hold of, nobody wanted bourbon back then. I was buying it as gifts for people, never thought I needed to stock up on it for myself.

Talk about missed opportunities, LOL!
 
Lethe200 said:
Hmmm.....if you've got the Ultimate Well-Stocked Bar, I'll take the Pappy Van Winkle Reserve 23 Yr, please!

Kills me that I used to buy the Pappy 21 yr when it was the old Stitzel-Weller stock for the outrageous price of $100. Then it went to $125 and I thought THAT was steep. But it was easy to get hold of, nobody wanted bourbon back then. I was buying it as gifts for people, never thought I needed to stock up on it for myself.

Talk about missed opportunities, LOL!
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Well, just happen to have some on the top shelf with your name on it. Enjoy.
 
bobcat said:
Oh Bella, If it's all the same to you, I don't think I want to look all those up, because I'd really rather prefer the images in my mind, as opposed to the drinks.

But this is a bar, and I certainly do want you to leave satisfied, so my shaker is ready for action. If I lose my concentration and get the Kiss on the Lips before the Hanky Panky, it's simply because it's just hard wired that way in my mind.

Whew, is it hot in here? Did someone mess with the thermostat? Who turned off the blood flow to my brain? WTH

At this point I can't even spell well enough to look them up, so I may just have to let my instinct guide me. All I can promise is that they will be good stiff drinks.

I feel that I should at least mention that, after all those, I don't even think calling you a cab is gonna work, so purely in the interest of your safety, you may have to stay and sleep it off.

As for me, I think what you'd better get me is a cold shower, unless you deliver in person, in which case you can cancel the cold shower.
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No need to spell or look anything up, Bartender Bob; your instinct is just fine. You did great shaking up the drinks. I'm glad you were able to rise to the occasion; they were delicious, good, and stiff! Just they way I like 'em. Thanks for being concerned for my safety, but I'm not sleepy, I'm wide awake 41 and I'm not satisfied yet. I think I'm ready for another round.🍹πŸ₯ƒπŸΈπŸ§‰πŸ₯‚

It's definitely getting hot in here. πŸ”₯ I hope you have the fire department on speed dial. πŸš’ BTW, there's no need to call a cab or run a cold shower; I always deliver. πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‰
 
Bella said:
No need to spell or look anything up, Bartender Bob; your instinct is just fine. You did great shaking up the drinks. I'm glad you were able to rise to the occasion; they were delicious, good, and stiff! Just they way I like 'em. Thanks for being concerned for my safety, but I'm not sleepy, I'm wide awake 41 and I'm not satisfied yet. I think I'm ready for another round.🍹πŸ₯ƒπŸΈπŸ§‰πŸ₯‚

It's definitely getting hot in here. πŸ”₯ I hope you have the fire department on speed dial. πŸš’ BTW, there's no need to call a cab or run a cold shower; I always deliver. πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‰
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Wow, if you weren't satisfied after the screaming orgasm, I'm afraid you've got Bobcat on the ropes. (Wiping forehead with a cold towel and shakes off amazement ).
OK, round 2 for the woman who really enjoys her liquor.
I'm starting you off with a Ohhh Mama Mia Margarita,
and then a Yeah Right There Rhapsody Rum,
Followed up by the DDD Don't stop Daquiri,
and when you're ready, the eye rolling OMG Hurricane Explosion !
If that doesn't put you into orbit, Bobcat's gonna retire from bartending.
 
PeppermintPatty said:
A flirty bartender with a good drink.
Luckily I’m not hung over this fine morning.
I just wanted to say thank you for the lovely drink. You are most kind. πŸ’•
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The pleasure is mine Patty, and that's the beauty of a virtual bar: You can drink all you want, and there's no hangover.
Glad you enjoyed your drink, and stop by anytime.
 
caroln said:
If the bar is open this morning, I'll have a virgin Bloody Mary and a coffee. BTW, how did I get home last night?
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one Virgin Bloody Mary for the bar dancing queen.
It was quite a night, and trust me, you were in no condition to drive home, so I called the local fire department, and a couple of them said they would take care of you and make sure you got home. You seemed very pleased with that arrangement, so what happened after that, I really can't say.
 
Mizmo said:
@bobcat ...It is 9.20 a.m here but I sure could use another Harvey Wallbanger.
Last one was delicious.
Such a refreshing drink and of course still in jammies so could pop right back into bed and get that sleep I missed out on last night.
Thanks
Mizmo
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One Harvey Wallbanger for breakfast. I put a couple slices of buttered toast on the side, just in case you need a bit of something to soak up that alcohol, but that's your call. Enjoy, and off to bed with you.
 
A noggin of 12 year old Glenfiddich would be nice, Bob, and the same for my 9 mates who will be arriving next week, but I'll mind their drinks for them. 😊
 
bobcat said:
It's 6 PM, all your work is done, you're at Bobcat's Bar just relaxing .....
So what can I get you?
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Sadly, my palette just isn't that great. I want BEER. I wish it were something more sophisticated, something elegant. But beer it is. And not lagers, ales.
 
timoc said:
A noggin of 12 year old Glenfiddich would be nice, Bob, and the same for my 9 mates who will be arriving next week, but I'll mind their drinks for them. 😊
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I thought no one would ask. Just so happens I've got one on the top shelf. It's got a bit of dust on it, but I'll wipe it clean and pour you the ten you asked for. I'm not sure how comfortable your mates would be with you guarding their drink for them, but that's not my matter. Your drinks, your business. Enjoy.
 
VaughanJB said:
Sadly, my palette just isn't that great. I want BEER. I wish it were something more sophisticated, something elegant. But beer it is. And not lagers, ales.
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Well, taste is a rather personal matter, but you might give this one a try.
It's a Lord Nelson Old Admiral Dark Ale. Many claim it's the real deal, but as I say, your word is final.
 

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