Christmas Day lunchtime swayre

[Mr. Ed]

Our two daughters and boyfriend arrived at noon, oldest daughter helped my wife bring down full-size pingpong table and moved it to the garage. Everyone contributed for the meal which included christmas chili, 3 types of homemade cookies, cranberry sauce, and Brussel sprouts. Always good to visit with family and learn what they’ve been up to. Oldest daughter announced she plans to start dating women, youngest daughter claims be bisexual, and the boyfriend looks forward to another minajatwa. Youngest daughter says she will ask boyfriends permission before engaging in sex with another person.

Interesting Christmas, and Merry.

 

[Pepper]

Why should you be informed of a menage a trois? TMI, IMO.

 

[Jules]

Even if their lifestyle may not be your norm, it’s good to know that they care enough to be open with you.

 

[Jules]

What does swayre mean? It’s not in the urban dictionary.

 

[Pepper]

What does swayre mean? It’s not in the urban dictionary.

he means soiree

 

[Pepper]

I speak Ed.

 

[hearlady]

I guess I do too.

 

[Mr. Ed]

I speak Ed.

If you are going to credit me at least use my full title Mr. Ed.

 

[Pepper]

If you are going to credit me at least use my full title Mr. Ed.

Duly noted sir.