Are you ready for nude senior resorts.

Never ever would I be seen at a place like that. And the reason would be that I have a warped sense of humor and as sure as I'm sitting here, I know I'd be giggling/chuckling/bursting out laughing constantly. Why... because I'd assume all those people prancing around in their birthday suits think they look good but ol' Kate would see the sags and droops and cellulite through the arrogance and... uh yeah, I'll stop there. :ROFLMAO:
 
I've never heard or read of a nude resort especially for seniors. But I'd go.
Della said:
I wouldn't have gone to a nude resort back when I was beautiful. I didn't really think I was at the time, but now, in comparison, I was drop dead gorgeous. These days, I'm just more drop dead soonish.
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Beauty comes from inside. There are so many shallow beautiful women and men. And nudists don't look on the appearance, since nudism is more an attitude towards life. In fact even people with disabilities are very welcome by them.
 
George1959 said:
I've never heard or read of a nude resort especially for seniors. But I'd go.

Beauty comes from inside. There are so many shallow beautiful women and men. And nudists don't look on the appearance, since nudism is more an attitude towards life. In fact even people with disabilities are very welcome by them.
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That’s a mature outlook. While nude living isnt for me, I’m all for having these types of people in ONE place. They can perv each other out.
 
Years ago, one popped when I was looking for RV parks. It was a nude senior RV park and I have to say that they were perfectly honest with the pictures.

You know how advertisements for cruiselines and resorts only show handsome, tanned, slim, well-dressed people with perfect children?

Well, the website for this park showed things as they really are..... Of course, there are some 75-year-olds out there that look great, but let's face it, most of us look better in clothes at that age.

I've frequented nude beaches and nude resorts in my day but the Taps have been played on my baring it all in public ever again. There's just too much of me that's gone south for the winter and never went north again.
 
I once wound up on a nude beach by accident while I was vacationing with a friend. We were exploring and wandered into a few nudists. We quickly got out of there, laughing all the way. I actually lived near a nude beach and there is a nudist club in my town. I never went to either and wouldn't care to. :ROFLMAO:
 
I once had go to a nudist RV park, to repo a car that was a leased vehicle. I was acting for the G.M. dealership's leasing division. The park was out in the country, with about a 120 acre lot, surrounded by tall cypress hedges. The security guard at the main gate said the car was in the parking lot, and the person who was the driver had left the keys with him. It was a "peaceful surrender " with no argument involved. I asked the guard to go and drive the car to the gate, then I loaded it onto my flat deck tow truck. An easy $500 . Jimb.
 
I didn't know about the existence of nudist beaches for seniors. I was always sure that if there were chairs on the beach for young nudists, it would be for us pensioners, as the main viewers of the nude show.
 
bobcat said:
Sure, why not. But they better serve lots of alcohol, because I don't want to remember any of it.
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