One-star reviews of National Parks

[VintageBetter]

I love these 1-star reviews of national parks. I hope there is not a paywall for this article. I laughed a lot over them this morning. (I love the national parks, thus, I laughed.)
https://www.washingtonpost.com/travel/2024/02/21/national-parks-one-star-reviews/

BTW, when you post reviews online, NEVER use your real name unless you very much want to mix-it-up with people who disgree with you.

Example, this poor guy who had unwanted pizzas delivered to him for months. Why? From who? Apparently the police could never figure it out. Some people become nutjobs online, so never use your real name when you post reviews: Man 'couldn't sleep' as unwanted pizzas kept arriving at his door for nine years

 

[Murrmurr]

The Yosemite ones are so stupid.

"Smells like rotten eggs" - because of the sulfer, you idiot! You know, the underground stuff brought to the surface through the miracle of geysers and hot springs?

"Didn't even see a bear" - oh, shame you didn't get to take that *me & a cute bear* selfie...and possibly lost an arm or had your face eaten. Better luck next time, schmuck.

 

[Murrmurr]

You know what happens when people get too dumb to appreciate the wonders of our National Parks? That's when they say "Level it and build."

 

[Remy]

The Yosemite ones are so stupid.

"Smells like rotten eggs" - because of the sulfer, you idiot! You know, the underground stuff brought to the surface through the miracle of geysers and hot springs?

"Didn't even see a bear" - oh, shame you didn't get to take that *me & a cute bear* selfie...and possibly lost an arm or had your face eaten. Better luck next time, schmuck.

So true. WTF do people want? Land belongs to the bears and all the other animals. Leave them alone.

It's like the buffalo. People get close. Not realizing up close pictures are taken by professionals and good amateur photographers with really strong lenses. They are in actuality far away from the animals. Not up close like some idiot at risk of getting killed is.

 

[Murrmurr]

So true. WTF do people want? Land belongs to the bears and all the other animals. Leave them alone.

It's like the buffalo. People get close. Not realizing up close pictures are taken by professionals and good amateur photographers with really strong lenses. They are in actuality far away from the animals. Not up close like some idiot at risk of getting killed is.

Admittedly, a basic knowledge of geology and how the earth was formed helps one appreciate Yosemite. But this total lack of knowledge (ergo, appreciation) is a very clear indication that our primary education system is failing miserably. (imo)