"Well, Tish, I've been stood here like a lemon with my torch at the top of the lake like you asked, waiting for the huge ice cream that you promised..... am I at the right lake?"
Wow, outside, there are two lovely girls, well they look more like lionesses snarling at each other from opposite sides of the street.
Eh up, they are moving towards each other.
I'd better not let them see me peeking, otherwise they may decide to share me for their lunch.
No, I'm not going to give you chapter and verse of this unfolding incident, because I know that none of you would be interested.
Enjoy your day.... go on, if you can, get out and savour the sun, or the rain, but if it's snowing, go and make a big pot of tea and watch the telly instead.