North Korea sending trash & poop filled balloons to South Korea

[WhatInThe]

North Korea is sending trash and poop filled balloons to South Korea in response to a leaflet drop by South Korea.

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-...ert-balloons-dropping-trash-north-2024-05-29/

North Korea says they are 'gifts of sincerity'.

Some say balloons better than bombs but poop is a biohazard.

 

[dilettante]

Gadzooks! I can hear it already:

"Neunundneunzig Poopballons..."

 

[jpstrap]

Much better than thermonuclear bombs. Maybe NK is learning how to be nicer to it's neighbors?

 

[His Dudeness]

Since all of their rockets explode seconds after launch, this is the most technological advanced form of warfare they can accomplish.

 

[jpstrap]

Since all of their rockets explode seconds after launch, this is the most technological advanced form of warfare they can accomplish.

Yes but poop bombs can be quite nasty. And much cheaper to produce, considering poop seems to be a never-ending commodity.

 

[His Dudeness]

Yes but poop bombs can be quite nasty. And much cheaper to produce, considering poop seems to be a never-ending commodity.

Missile Fail

From the book Christine:

• Rudolph Junkins: I understand, uh, one of the perpetrators, uh, defecated on the dashboard. Now, I woulda thought you'd be madder than hell at that. And I thought you woulda reported that.
• Arnie Cunningham: Shit wipes off.

 

[-Oy-]

Bit of a crap tactic if you ask me!

 

[fuzzybuddy]

Well, to be honest, the poop ballons are a response to South Korea's balloons attempting to ferment a revolution in the North.
At least they aren't shooting at one another.

 

[Paladin1950]

Crap tactic from a crap country.

 

[debodun]

Why don't they put paper bags with poop in them on porches and set them on fire?

 

[Murrmurr]

Much better than thermonuclear bombs. Maybe NK is learning how to be nicer to it's neighbors?

Unless the bio-waste contains a deadly virus or something.

 

[Murrmurr]

Bit of a crap tactic if you ask me!

Yeah, it's pretty shiddy.

 

[Brookswood]

Other than nuclear weapons, assorted bombs, and photos of the beloved leader, they don’t have much else to send to their South Korean brothers and sisters, or anybody else.

 

[jujube]

South Korea should thank them for the fertilizer. LOL.

 

[Packerjohn]

Seems to me that North Korea is sending "their best."

 

[oscash]

Unless the bio-waste contains a deadly virus or something.

I'm sure some of the gasses from those balloons would be enough to cause quite an explosion.

 

[Nathan]

Why don't they put paper bags with poop in them on porches and set them on fire?

...reminds my of my juvenile delinquent past.

Edit: Wait, @debodun , how do you know about the burning bag of poop thing?

 

[dilettante]

Well, to be honest, the poop ballons are a response to South Korea's balloons attempting to ferment a revolution in the North.

Was that a typo, the wrong word, or some sort of dubious ethnic play on kimchi?

 

[davey]

this would have been a forced manoeuvre pistols on the necks - fill em up or else? now how much is needed or not needed to allow flotation??

 

[debodun]

Wait, @debodun , how do you know about the burning bag of poop thing?

I hear about things.

 

[fuzzybuddy]

Was that a typo, the wrong word, or some sort of dubious ethnic play on kimchi?

Nope. It was a bad spellchecker. It should have read "forment". S. Korea has been sending balloons over N. Korea with packets of anti North Korean documents.

 

[OneEyedDiva]

No words! Especially after reading some of the replies.

 

[PeppermintPatty]

How childish.

 

[Mobilman44]

The evil dough boy and his truly scary sister that run North Korea are trying their best to start WWIII. Sending trash to South Korea is just the tip of their nightmarish thinking.

I do feel bad for the common people there, for they have no hope for a good future, and are mired down in the muck of their leaders. Pretty sad, but not a lot worse that Russia, Iran, or various other smaller countries.

 

[Fyrefox]

Is this why some states ship their garbage to New Jersey, and isn‘t that redundant?