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Tell us what's in your kitchen junk drawer. Y'know, the one where everything ends up that doesn't belong anywhere else.
I'll start (in order of how I haul them out):
Clothes pins, rubber bands, clips, twist ties, matches, a small rubber foot off some counter-top appliance that I no longer have.
A dried-out glue stick, two marking pens, a roll of blank labels, scotch tape, two note pads, a souvenir koozie, zip ties, lots and lots of chopsticks, a small picture frame (no picture), several fridge magnets that have lost their magnets but I like them too much to throw away (no magnets, though).
A broken tea infuser, a cork, three lighters, two rubber jar openers, a spring, two tape measures, a bottle opener, a nut cracker, several nut picks, a screwdriver, a small combination hammer-and-screwdriver, a picture hanging kit, and a not-Swiss army knife, a container of plastic utensils, two quarters and a penny, a paintbrush, two corkscrews.
A fridge magnet of Michelangelo's David sans figleaf that my Morality-Patrol great-granddaughter informed me last year was "naughty".
A backscratcher missing a couple of teeth. A pair of scissors that wouldn't cut warm butter.
Jimmy Hoffa's body and Jimmy Buffett's lost shaker of salt. Okay, that was just to see if you're paying attention.....
Half the stuff is going in the trash or somewhere else in a few minutes.
Here's the challenge: What's in YOUR junk drawer?
Top prize goes to whoever finds the oddest thing to have in a junk drawer. It's gonna have to beat a naked man, though....
I'll start (in order of how I haul them out):
Clothes pins, rubber bands, clips, twist ties, matches, a small rubber foot off some counter-top appliance that I no longer have.
A dried-out glue stick, two marking pens, a roll of blank labels, scotch tape, two note pads, a souvenir koozie, zip ties, lots and lots of chopsticks, a small picture frame (no picture), several fridge magnets that have lost their magnets but I like them too much to throw away (no magnets, though).
A broken tea infuser, a cork, three lighters, two rubber jar openers, a spring, two tape measures, a bottle opener, a nut cracker, several nut picks, a screwdriver, a small combination hammer-and-screwdriver, a picture hanging kit, and a not-Swiss army knife, a container of plastic utensils, two quarters and a penny, a paintbrush, two corkscrews.
A fridge magnet of Michelangelo's David sans figleaf that my Morality-Patrol great-granddaughter informed me last year was "naughty".
A backscratcher missing a couple of teeth. A pair of scissors that wouldn't cut warm butter.
Jimmy Hoffa's body and Jimmy Buffett's lost shaker of salt. Okay, that was just to see if you're paying attention.....
Half the stuff is going in the trash or somewhere else in a few minutes.
Here's the challenge: What's in YOUR junk drawer?
Top prize goes to whoever finds the oddest thing to have in a junk drawer. It's gonna have to beat a naked man, though....