Strange things people say

[Bretrick]

I planted some Tomatoes and Chili Plants.
Got up early in the morning when it was still dark to remove the snails.
As I was doing this, a Lady, on her way to work asked me what I was doing.
"Removing snails.'
She replied, "They only come out at night so they should not bother you"

 

[CinnamonSugar]

I had a male COPD patient one time that had something go wrong with his nebulizer machine. He kept referring to it as a ‘nippilizer’. I could hardly keep a straight face

 

[carouselsilver]

I once heard an irate customer yell, "I'm gonna go complain to Human Relationships!"

 

[Nathan]

I had a male COPD patient one time that had something go wrong with his nebulizer machine. He kept referring to it as a ‘nippilizer’. I could hardly keep a straight face

I have a nebulizer, never heard it referred to as a ‘nippilizer’.