Women, what crazy things have seen men doing to impress you?

Your action showed you to be manly. The "show" my ex put on for ladies was to merely go up to them (to talk) and thereby give them a thrilling up close look at his 'handsome' (choke) self. He introduced himself to me with, "My name is Jerry, but I suppose you know that already." lol That was a turnoff, but dumb me already had a crush on him. My female coworkers couldn't stand him, but he was blind to it.
 
Elsie said:
Your action showed you to be manly. The "show" my ex put on for ladies was to merely go up to them (to talk) and thereby give them a thrilling up close look at his 'handsome' (choke) self. He introduced himself to me with, "My name is Jerry, but I suppose you know that already." lol That was a turnoff, but dumb me already had a crush on him. My female coworkers couldn't stand him, but he was blind to it.
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Thanks! Much appreciated. That's a lot of confidence in himself that your ex showed. Shows how we create or own reality, It sometimes takes a serious shock to snap us out of some delusional belief.
 

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When I was a teen.. the boy I'd started dating, we'll call him Colin..cuz that was his name... :LOL: was walking me back up to my friends' flat where I was staying... and as we approached her floor, he said to me.. ''before you go, lets' just go in here for a minute ''.. which was a little room at the end of the landing where the Bin shute was...

I thought we were going to have our first little smooch... and went in.. and he took the lid off the large bottle of coke he was carrying and proceeded to drink it all down in one go... :oops::oops::rolleyes:


That was the last time I saw him... wonder if he's still in there...:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
hollydolly said:
When I was a teen.. the boy I'd started dating, we'll call him Colin..cuz that was his name... :LOL: was walking me back up to my friends' flat where I was staying... and as we approached her floor, he said to me.. ''before you go, lets' just go in here for a minute ''.. which was a little room at the end of the landing where the Bin shute was...

I thought we were going to have our first little smooch... and went in.. and he took the lid off the large bottle of coke he was carrying and proceeded to drink it all down in one go... :oops::oops::rolleyes:


That was the last time I saw him... wonder if he's still in there...:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
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Now that is indeed a strange way to try to seduce the female of the human species!
 
On my first date (blind date at that) with my late husband, we went to an amusement park with some mutual friends.

I love rollercoasters and thrill rides and it wasn't until much later that I learned he hated them. He said a long time later that he was terribly afraid he was going to throw up but he was determined to impress me, so he went on them with me. What a guy!

It worked, because after another date the next night to a drive-in theater, I didn't get to see him again until a couple of days before our wedding nine months later. We had an "interesting" courtship.
 
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I was 15 and wanted to impress an older girl. the rumor was she didn't like guys with curly hair. I went and bought a hair straightening formula and when I was finished I looked awful. So when we met she didn't "take" to me. Dumb, but learning the game. :)
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Yep, that happens. The human female can be very finicky in her requirements. If not met, then the human female will tend tend to bolt. I imagine you were going for the Rudolph Valentino look.

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When I was four Steven put a DaddyLongLeg down his back to prove he loved me. UGH. Steven was the boy my teacher threw over three rows of desks at school, which I told you about in another thread, and he later became a Mafia HitMan.

It was the first time a boy told me he loved me.
 
Pepper said:
When I was four Steven put a DaddyLongLeg down his back to prove he loved me. UGH. Steven was the boy my teacher threw over three rows of desks at school, which I told you about in another thread, and he later became a Mafia HitMan.

It was the first time a boy told me he loved me.
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A guy showed up at the monastery saying he was a Buddhist and that he needed advice/help. He had a rare brain disease that caused a lot of pain and the doctors told him to use Tylenol. It had damaged his liver and he blew over the limit on an alcohol test. Now he had to defend himself and he didn't know how. Poor, crazy, an alcoholic, and as I found out one night sleeping over at his place, he was a hitman. So that was complicating this guys life also. I had to cut him lose he was in so much stuff that it was beyond simple. :)
 
I think getting into playing electric guitar was a way to attract girls. Some girls really likes guitar players, so I got to meet a lot of girls that way. It is a form of showing off, showing our colours. My color is brighter than your color. It got weird sometimes dealing with other good male guitar players. They have a confident showy ability but also can be quite shy. I am usually an introvert, except while playing live in a band ( of men ). Uggg.
 
My group of friends was quite large and we would hang out in the "hula huts" at the beach almost every night. One guy I was dating, I think we were fifteen was there and had been drinking. He chose an unusual way to impress the girls........he took a regular size light bulb and broke it into pieces in his hand. Then he ate the whole thing, all the pieces. I was not really impressed but I never forgot it. Then everyone was finding things they wanted to see him eat. Needless to say, he did not live a long life.
 
I once went out with a guy whi borrowed his brother’s Corvette to impress me. He could barely drive it and I feared that we’d never make it to the movie we were seeing.

After the movie, he drove to a lovely spot, parked and opened his trunk. He had packed a basket full of food that he made himself, a bottle of wine and a nice blanket for us to enjoy our midnight picnic.
I was so impressed! I have never forgotten what I consider the loveliest date I’ve ever been on!
 
MaidMarian said:
I once went out with a guy whi borrowed his brother’s Corvette to impress me. He could barely drive it and I feared that we’d never make it to the movie we were seeing.

After the movie, he drove to a lovely spot, parked and opened his trunk. He had packed a basket full of food that he made himself, a bottle of wine and a nice blanket for us to enjoy our midnight picnic.
I was so impressed! I have never forgotten what I consider the loveliest date I’ve ever been on!
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LOL...and the one that could have killed you....:eek:
 
Pepper said:
When I was four Steven put a DaddyLongLeg down his back to prove he loved me. UGH. Steven was the boy my teacher threw over three rows of desks at school, which I told you about in another thread, and he later became a Mafia HitMan.

It was the first time a boy told me he loved me.
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Yep! The human male must make absolutely certain that his efforts to impress the human female are not be perceived as horrifying or potentially dangerous to her well being. Also, the human male should be careful that is antics are not perceived as mockery. Why? Well, you see, in such cases, the human female might not just choose to bolt. Instead, she might turn on the human male in an effort to either defend herself or put an end to the mockery. In such cases, the human male might even sustain bodily injuries.

Look at what happened to this hapless human fellow.

Hapless human fellow:
 
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hollydolly said:
I thought we were going to have our first little smooch... and went in.. and he took the lid off the large bottle of coke he was carrying and proceeded to drink it all down in one go... :oops::oops::rolleyes:


That was the last time I saw him... wonder if he's still in there...:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
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He was trying to fuel up for an epic belch, guys know girls love that stuff!
 
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hollydolly said:
When I was a teen.. the boy I'd started dating, we'll call him Colin..cuz that was his name... :LOL: was walking me back up to my friends' flat where I was staying... and as we approached her floor, he said to me.. ''before you go, lets' just go in here for a minute ''.. which was a little room at the end of the landing where the Bin shute was...

I thought we were going to have our first little smooch... and went in.. and he took the lid off the large bottle of coke he was carrying and proceeded to drink it all down in one go... :oops::oops::rolleyes:


That was the last time I saw him... wonder if he's still in there...:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
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Egads! Another romantically disappointed female. When will these blockheads figure out what women want?

When they do, let me know. I don’t know either.
 
Girl I knew named Gina was walking down my road one day so I jumped into my sister's car and picked her in hopes of a little back seat action, I was probably 14. No luck with Gina so I'm racing back home on our gravel road when the front hood flew up into the windshield, somehow I kept it on the road but the windshield was shattered and the hood had lots of damage. I pulled into the yard as my old man came charging out of the house, I threw the keys at him and ran.

Eventually had to go back home, dad said he was watching out the window when the hood flew up and thought I was going to crash and die. Other than having to repair the car I didn't get punished, very surprising.

Gina never did go out with me.
 
officerripley said:
The thing that men do to try to impress a female that seems craziest to me is when they try to boss people around.
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Yep! Showing that they are in charge and that the human female can depend on them is assumed to impress. The problem is that she might imagine him trying to boss her around in the same way. She also might consider him cruel and lacking empathy for the feelings of others. So the female will definitely tend to bolt.
 

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