Need to run to Walmart Friday morning. Can't decide what to wear?

[Naturally]

Should I wear the Omega Seamaster and Sapphire birthstone?
Or should I wear the Bulova Accutron and antique mine cut diamond?

Thanks !!!

My hands look so youthful and delicate I asked some old guy to model these items.
After each picture, he wouldn't give them back and I had to kick his a55 ... twice !!! Shoot

Neither one is set to current time and that's okay. I'm not really into time ...

 

[Aunt Bea]

This may not end well.

 

[Georgiagranny]

Wear both along with a muscle shirt and low-rise--low enough to show your underwear--and very dirty jeans. Come to think of it, dirty underwear, too.

 

[CallMeKate]

WalMart you say? Wear just yer jammies... it's a thing there.

 

[bobcat]

Ha ha ...... You're going here, and wondering who will notice which watch and ring you're wearing.

 

[Georgiagranny]

Ha ha ...... You're going here, and wondering who will notice which watch and ring you're wearing.

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Not in love with those shoes with that dress. They just don't work together.

 

[bobcat]

Not in love with those shoes with that dress. They just don't work together.

You're right, this one might have been a better way to go.

 

[LadyEmeraude]

Can you please post a pic of yourself and what you decide to wear to
Walmart?

Beautiful rings btw. Wear them both

 

[jujube]

A gimme hat, a too-tight t-shirt worn over and saggy bluejeans worn under your hairy beer belly. It's very important that one's beer belly is showing at least a strip of hairy flesh so that everyone knows what you're there to buy.

That's the dress code at MY WallyMart.

 

[debodun]

A birthday suit goes with anything.

 

[Buckeye]

I haven't worn a wrist watch since I retired 16 years ago, and the only ring I ever wore was my wedding band, which I no longer wear.

And wearing that sorta **** around here will get you mugged in the parking lot. Just sayin'

 

[chic]

What's Walmart?

 

[MarkD]

Not in love with those shoes with that dress. They just don't work together.

You see? That is why I don't even try to cross dress.

Honestly I am so thankful that I can dress simply with no concern for fashion. I hate it when I actually have to put some thought into it.

 

[papa tiger]

PJ's, Flip-Flops, that sort of stuff.
I usually wear blue jeans, denim shirts and HD Boots. Maybe my Turtle necklace or bear claws.

 

[Naturally]

Can you please post a pic of yourself and what you decide to wear to
Walmart?

Decided to wear an Ollech & Waj Cougar and military ring for the Walmart invasion.
Cover me I'm going in ...

 

[RadishRose]

Decided to wear an Ollech & Waj Cougar and military ring for the Walmart invasion.
Cover me I'm going in ...

Great choice, and be safe!

 

[horseless carriage]

Not in love with those shoes with that dress. They just don't work together.

So true, now if you want to wear a dress you have to wear the right sneakers.

 

[CallMeKate]

Can you please post a pic of yourself and what you decide to wear to
Walmart?

But what if he takes @debodun 's suggestion?!

 

[Brookswood]

Dress up! Walmart had gone upscale. The recent inflation has a lot of affluent people trying to save money by purchasing many commodity type items for less at Walmart.

Perhaps get your Tux out, and if it still fits you, get it cleaned and pressed for your next trip to Walmart.

 

[jujube]

Dress up! Walmart had gone upscale. The recent inflation has a lot of affluent people trying to save money by purchasing many commodity type items for less at Walmart.

Perhaps get your Tux out, and if it still fits you, get it cleaned and pressed for your next trip to Walmart.

Yes, but do you wear the diamond studs or slum it with the ruby ones?

 

[Della]

You're right, this one might have been a better way to go.

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I actually think this border print is adorable. I'll just bet he made it himself.
I think these shoes would be perfect with it and they come in size 11.

 

[dilettante]

I think these shoes would be perfect with it and they come in size 11.

Oof! Do those come with a beaded purse and an ear trumpet?

Nothing says "old bat" like floral patterns.

 

[Della]

Oof! Do those come with a beaded purse and an ear trumpet?

Nothing says "old bat" like floral patterns.

I think that guy would be pleased to be called an old bat.

My son just came in from Walmart and said someone came in with a pygmy goat wearing a diaper. Wish I'd been there.

 

[hollydolly]

I think you're likely to come out without your hand if everything I've heard about Walmart is even half true....

However I still think you should make the effort to fit in.... I give you a few suggestions... you're welcome

 

[LadyEmeraude]

Typing from my phone so hope I’m on the right thread

Whatever Naturally wears he’ll look handsome and hot, just saying . Get ready Walmart