The General Humor Thread

[Nathan]

 

[Paladin1950]

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One Thanksgiving day, I defrosted a 20 pound turkey, in my mother's old microwave. Back then, microwaves were as big as a Volkswagen Beetle.

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[oscash]

DON'T TELL PEOPLE YOUR PROBLEMS.
DO YOU KNOW 90% OF PEOPLE DON'T CARE AND THE OTHER 10% ARE PEOPLE THAT ARE GLAD YOU'VE GOT THEM. SO, YOU'RE BETTER OFF
KEEPING IT TO YOURSELF.

 

[Ken N Tx]

 

[Pappy]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[Katherine]

 

[Katherine]

 

[DebraMae]

 

[Pappy]

 

[MarkinPhx]

 

[Dustbunny]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[oscash]

(1) YOU BELIEVE IN SANTA.
(2) YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN SANTA
(3) YOU ARE SANTA.
(4) YOU LOOK LIKE SANTA.

 

[debodun]

 

[Pappy]

 

[Nathan]

 

[officerripley]

 

[RadishRose]

 

[RadishRose]

 

[Pappy]

 

[Paladin1950]

 

[oscash]

NICK NAMES FOR CO-WORKERS

KIT KAT - ALWAYS HAVING A BREAK.
BUTTER KNIFE - NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED.
JUSTIN - DOES JUSTINUFF NOT TO GET FIRED.
MOTION LIGHT - ONLY WORKS WHEN SOMEONE WALKS BY.
ET -JUST WANT TO GO HOME.

 

[Paladin1950]