Birthday wishes sometimes come true?

smiley

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My son who is 4000 kms away atm called me to wish me belated birthday greetings and there is a case of wine on the way! - yippee - then he rang later - Da just remember three bottles have corks - do you have a cork remover?? - bit like asking do you have a bunion remover heh? - I sat at my console petrified - I will be collecting tomorrow from the PO - do I have a cork remover?

- I surveyed my cluttered deskto] with beer mugs - potions and ointments and laptop of course - jar of foibles - emergency candle in a jar - salt pepper shakers etc etc and there gleaming on its own my old swiss army knife - I once offered it to a grandson and he declined - silly bugger - and there at a simple click was a CORKSCREW! - then I found one in the kitchen draw anyway! happy birthday me!!
 

My son who is 4000 kms away atm called me to wish me belated birthday greetings and there is a case of wine on the way! - yippee - then he rang later - Da just remember three bottles have corks - do you have a cork remover?? - bit like asking do you have a bunion remover heh? - I sat at my console petrified - I will be collecting tomorrow from the PO - do I have a cork remover?

- I surveyed my cluttered deskto] with beer mugs - potions and ointments and laptop of course - jar of foibles - emergency candle in a jar - salt pepper shakers etc etc and there gleaming on its own my old swiss army knife - I once offered it to a grandson and he declined - silly bugger - and there at a simple click was a CORKSCREW! - then I found one in the kitchen draw anyway! happy birthday me!!
who the hell has a bunion remover?...jeez...you must be older than dirt...

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my bunions are my pride and joy - yahooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! - god that hurt!
 

My son who is 4000 kms away atm called me to wish me belated birthday greetings and there is a case of wine on the way! - yippee - then he rang later - Da just remember three bottles have corks - do you have a cork remover?? - bit like asking do you have a bunion remover heh? - I sat at my console petrified - I will be collecting tomorrow from the PO - do I have a cork remover?

- I surveyed my cluttered deskto] with beer mugs - potions and ointments and laptop of course - jar of foibles - emergency candle in a jar - salt pepper shakers etc etc and there gleaming on its own my old swiss army knife - I once offered it to a grandson and he declined - silly bugger - and there at a simple click was a CORKSCREW! - then I found one in the kitchen draw anyway! happy birthday me!!
There's actually a thread here about swiss army knives. It's good you found your corkscrews.
 

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