In the photo above, this one:
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Something occurred to me that might make you smile:
Nowadays the crown jewels are always zippered up nice & neat.
But it wasn't always so, there was a time whenever a fellow
felt that nudge from the bladder, he didn't hang around.
Reason being it wasn't a straightforward case of zipper down.
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It was fumble, fumble, fumble as you
tried to get the buttons undone before
a wet patch appeared. I tell you, how I pay
the price for authenticity.