Found an orphan sock in my dryer

[Lawrence00]

It's not mine. Must have arrived from the dryer worm tunnel.

Would like to return it to its rightful owner, but not going to describe it. There are so many sock thieves out there, so I have to be very careful.

So describe the sock that you are missing and I can determine if I really have your missing loved one.

 

[jujube]

Socks disappear into the "hozone" and then are reincarnated into your kitchen cabinets as lids for which you have no matching containers.

There's really no other logical explanation....

 

[Twostep]

Sock is ok. They know how to remate. I asked for SO's by ting expertise to be applied to relocate an expensive item of female armament in a small closet with no success
. where are you!

 

[CallMeKate]

So describe the sock that you are missing and I can determine if I really have your missing loved one.

One of my favorite toe socks went missing. Are you holding it hostage? (And yes, I had some as a teen in the 70s, too!)

 

[Lawrence00]

One of my favorite toe socks went missing. Are you holding it hostage? (And yes, I had some as a teen in the 70s, too!)

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Not even a close relative.

 

[Aunt Bea]

 

[Twostep]

One of my favorite toe socks went missing. Are you holding it hostage? (And yes, I had some as a teen in the 70s, too!)

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They were a must and so uncomfortable.

 

[PeppermintPatty]

I guess they will all be going to the sock orphanage.

 

[JustDave]

So describe the sock that you are missing and I can determine if I really have your missing loved one.

It's white cotton and size 9-12.

Do I win?