A seagull dropped a fish on my head

[Bretrick]

Standing on the edge of the estuary, something hit me on the top of my head.
Looking down, there was a baby Bream wriggling around on the ground.


I picked it up and threw it back into the water.
Alas, although it did attempt to swim, ended up on it's back, not really going anywhere.
Very quickly, a seagull swooped and baby Bream was once again assailed in the beak of it's murderer.

 

[Pendle]

Poor little thing.

 

[Twostep]

You could have grilled it. Free lunch!

 

[timoc]

A seagull dropped a fish on my head​

Ask Mr Seagull, if the next time he's passing, would he also drop some chips and mushy peas.

 

[Who_so_ever]

Standing on the edge of the estuary, something hit me on the top of my head.
Looking down, there was a baby Bream wriggling around on the ground.


I picked it up and threw it back into the water.
Alas, although it did attempt to swim, ended up on it's back, not really going anywhere.
Very quickly, a seagull swooped and baby Bream was once again assailed in the beak of it's murderer.

The thread title is enough to keep me laughing 1/2 the day.

 

[Pinky]

Standing on the edge of the estuary, something hit me on the top of my head.
Looking down, there was a baby Bream wriggling around on the ground.


I picked it up and threw it back into the water.
Alas, although it did attempt to swim, ended up on it's back, not really going anywhere.
Very quickly, a seagull swooped and baby Bream was once again assailed in the beak of it's murderer.

Can't see image

 

[JustDave]

I had a seagull shit on my arm, from a very high altitude too. I don't know if these birds are that accurate or just clumsy.

 

[fuzzybuddy]

I had a seagull shit on my arm, from a very high altitude too. I don't know if these birds are that accurate or just clumsy.

I was just about to say to Betrick that he's lucky it was a fish bomb and not droppings.

 

[hollydolly]

Can't see image

Postimage has blocked the picture... it does that sometimes for no apparent reason...

 

[PeppermintPatty]

I can’t see the image..lts blocked.
Poor fishy.

 

[timoc]

A seagull dropped a fish on my head​

Ask Mr Seagull, if the next time he's passing, would he also drop some chips and mushy peas.

And, Bret, you need to wear a plate on your head.

 

[Trade]

We had a lot of Ospreys in Central Florida where I lived. Their primary food is fish and they sometimes drop them in locations where you don't expect to see a fish. They look something like a sea gull. Maybe that's what you saw.

 

[Who_so_ever]

And, Bret, you need to wear a plate on your head.

Good idea! The fish will be all plated up and ready to eat!