What do you have stashed away under your bed?

[Deya]

I can't remember and I can't get down to look without getting sick, but the police say they didn't see anything.

 

[bobcat]

Well, the good news is it's a half million in gold coins.
The bad news is I can't remember where I live.

 

[Deya]

Well, the good news is it's a half million in gold coins.
The bad news is I can't remember where I live.

Are you willing to undergo hypnotism? I am offering my service, no charge. I will let you know where it was, once it is safely removed and in my protective custody.

 

[Gemma]

Not a thing.

 

[bobcat]

Are you willing to undergo hypnotism? I am offering my service, no charge. I will let you know where it was, once it is safely removed and in my protective custody.

That's extremely generous and kind of you, but since I'm now down to my last two brain cells, and even they are throwing rocks at each other, I think it's best that you don't wade into that mine field. What I could do though is to split it with you. You could send me a cashier's check for half now, and as soon as I remember where it was, I will send you your half. What can I say: My philanthropy needs dusting off a bit.

 

[Knight]

Dust bunnies that somehow manage to get there even though the base is closed.

 

[Manatee]

A box containing photos and car and camper brochures.

 

[MaidMarian]

Nothing here either.

 

[OldOld]

I don't put anything under my bed. I have plenty of space to store my stuff.

 

[Lizzie00]

Lots of toilet paper.

I’ve got an adjustable bed frame and my cat was mesmerized by the wires under the bed, he’d unplug a line & the bed would be stuck in whatever position it was in at the time of the unplugging. Got old quick. My high tech mind thought & thought how to alleviate that prob & came up with unopened TP packages fitting just about perfectly under the bed with just enough space left on top to lay the wires so that Bad Kitty couldn’t get at them. Unconventional but it works!

 

[Pappy]

Mom always told me we come from dust and end up as dust.
I told her she better look under my bed cause someone’s either coming or going..