Dear Cat/Dog - messages to our pets

Bella!!
You can relax. It's over; we got thru it. Your mani-pedi looks mighty fine. I'm so glad you didn't freak out. Aunt Rose says you were easier than her own gang. I'm so proud of you. :love_heart:
 

Glad there was no bloodshed!
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Not on that day, but there was in weeks prior. Those cat thumbnails can do serious damage. :( But now Bella is struttin' in her new leather collar. (No more fraying nylon).
 
Bella,

Remember when I said I was thinking of ordering my own cat nail trimmers? Well, I did and they have arrived. I was able to get rid of the packaging and hide the clippers while you were napping. But it's like you have a sixth sense....giving me a suspicious look. You're okay for now, but in a few weeks things will get really interesting. (For the record your Aunt Rose doesn't think Ishould even "walk down that road". But I've been studying a few youtube videos...)

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I like this thread! The funny parts of our pets lives - not the sad bits!

I once said to our Beagle of the time that it was very nice of her to keep our spot in the middle of the bed warm whilst we went outside at 2am on a frosty night to see what the banging noise was in case it was a burglar.

She actually would have been interested as it was a possum on the shed roof.
 
Shakira cat, why oh why did you shred the wool on my beautiful handmade two foot tall alpaca???? Do you have some weird wool eating fetish? Or do you just enjoy spreading it all over the living room carpet? I need a cat therapissed !
 
applecruncher said:
Bella,

Remember when I said I was thinking of ordering my own cat nail trimmers? Well, I did and they have arrived. I was able to get rid of the packaging and hide the clippers while you were napping. But it's like you have a sixth sense....giving me a suspicious look. You're okay for now, but in a few weeks things will get really interesting. (For the record your Aunt Rose doesn't think Ishould even "walk down that road". But I've been studying a few youtube videos...)

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Be sure your health insurance is paid up before you attempt this . . . . And lay in a supply of bandages. Hell hath no fury like a pissed off cat!
 
Another set of messages-this is fun

My Dearest Sophie,
Yes I love you, but jumping in my lap and growling because you're jealous of Dan is so not cool. You weigh half my size. How would you feel if I jumped in YOUR lap? And the growling thing...I'll hand you your nose if you don't cut it out. Then there is the question of the mattress. I know I threw out your q tip collection and I'm sorry. But you're ruining the mattress. Next step are doggy diapers and the cats will laugh at you. I know you are old...but stop being a brat.

My Beautiful Callie,
You know you're the favorite and always will be...so I almost feel like I cheated on you today. I held my grand boy for the first time today. Of course he doesn't have your rippling muscles or gorgeous smile...but it was magical. You will always be my best boy, but I've got more than enough love to pass around. Now give us a kiss you big galoot;)
 
Dear Libby, I know you like playing with your friend next door. I'm glad y'all share things. But I really wish he wouldn't share his fleas with you. Would you mind telling him that?
 
applecruncher said:
Bella,

Remember when I said I was thinking of ordering my own cat nail trimmers? Well, I did and they have arrived. I was able to get rid of the packaging and hide the clippers while you were napping. But it's like you have a sixth sense....giving me a suspicious look. You're okay for now, but in a few weeks things will get really interesting. (For the record your Aunt Rose doesn't think Ishould even "walk down that road". But I've been studying a few youtube videos...)

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LOL....I have to do the same thing with the flea control, sneak up on her, no way could I use nail clippers on her.

I have the world's most skittish cat.
 
Dear Bonnie -- I know you didn't get "walkies" in your former life and now you think a walk is the best thing ever, but must you really stop and sniff EVERY SINGLE BLADE of grass, even if it has just started raining???
 
haha!

But I'm thinking if I come towards kitty with nail clippers wearing a haz mat suit she might know something is up.

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Dear DJ,
I miss you even after all these years. I miss the scratch at our bedroom door early each morning and how you used to be so petrified of thunderstorms. I miss how you played "goalie" with grapes rolled down the hallway; you never missed one. I miss all the times you would never listen to me, walking and sniffing to your heart's content. I miss how you would sit watching me when I cooked chicken, knowing you'd get a tasty treat. You were a stubborn, incorrigable, loyal and loving companion. Hope you're resting comfortably old girl.
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Shalimar said:
What a beautiful dog, Bob.
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Thanks Shalimar. We had her from the time she was about six weeks old until one day when it was time for her final rest, about 11 years in all. A really good dog most of the time, but like most pets, she had her moments. Saying goodbye was really tough.

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I hear you, Bob. I still miss my cat Solomon. He raised any kittens we ever had. Gave their mom a night out. Lol. He looked just like a baby fur seal. He has been gone for 16 years, and I miss him still. He lived with us for fifteen wonderful years.
 
Stop Barking !
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