I am more valuable dead than alive

[AnneTeak]

According to AARP...

AARP sends me a life insurance application every single day. So many, so little time.

 

[Nathan]

My personal motto: never be worth more dead than alive.

 

[Born_To_Lose]

Most of us are.

 

[Oldeagle66]

I don't have any life insurance and my remains go to a body farm after my organs are harvested. No one is getting rich off me.

 

[Manatee]

I shut AARP off about 30 years ago.

 

[Wombat]

I don't have any life insurance and my remains go to a body farm after my organs are harvested. No one is getting rich off me.

I have no life insurance either but there is my house and whatever remains in my super fund etc I suppose so I suppose I am worth more dead than alive whether I like it or not.

 

[Fritz]

My personal motto: never be worth more dead than alive.

I'm pretty much evened up. Lol

 

[Aunt Bea]

I don’t have any life insurance or any real need for it.

Life insurance can be of value to older folks as part of an estate plan but my situation is pretty simple and straightforward.

It is true that I would be worth more dead than alive to at least one very special person in my life but thankfully they know nothing about my finances or my future plans.

 

[Fritz]

If there's nobody to collect the life insurance and pay for your burial then what?

 

[Trish]

My personal motto: never be worth more dead than alive.

Mine too, which is why I am doing my best to avoid that situation

 

[Beezer]

I read an article that head transplants are occurring in the medical field.

I'd never donate my head for transplant. I owe so many people so much money, that the poor sap who got my head would never get a moment's peace.

 

[oldman]

I probably am. I no longer work, so I have no income, except my SS and pension, which is only about one-fourth of what I made while working.