Honestly: What were the Worst Pick-up Lines you ever heard or used?
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Aunt Bea
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You know I have seen this post before but I had also searched to see if there were any threads on this to add to and it none came up.
@Aunt Bea do you know if I just posted a duplicate thread on this topic? If so post it and I will direct others there. Total accident if I did.
Naturally
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Licked the tip of my finger and touched her shoulder.
"We need to get you home and out of those wet clothes", I said.
... hasn't worked ... yet.
"We need to get you home and out of those wet clothes", I said.
... hasn't worked ... yet.
Aunt Bea
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horseless carriage
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My wife, always a well endowed lady, was turning heads at the age of fourteen. At the Tottenham Lido open air swimming pool in North London that my friend and I used to go to, that teenage young woman walked past. About a year later she admitted that she had overheard the remark that I had made to my friend, then added that I was lucky not to be within slapping distance. The remark?
"She's almost wearing that bikini!" (The reminisce still makes me blush.)
"She's almost wearing that bikini!" (The reminisce still makes me blush.)
Your story made me remember once when driving with my late husband (he was respectful enough to not gawk at other women in my presence at least) on the sidewalk a woman in white jeans was walking by, she was a striking lady and anyone would have noticed her. My husband, out of guilt - who knows?) says to me "Ohhh Mama, we need to get you some white jeans like those!" I had to laugh because there was no way I
was going to look that good in those pants, I was just glad he mixed me in with that vision of his
horseless carriage
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It's curious, what some fellows would describe as: "Wow!" The lady might say: "Does my backside look big in these jeans!" Have you ever seen jeans cut off so short that ample butt cleavage is hanging out? Do they think it's sexy? To me, sexy is subtle, more implied than seen, unless she's 14 and I am 18 and she's wearing an itsy-bitsy, teenie-weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini.I had to laugh because there was no way I was going to look that good in those pants, I was just glad he mixed me in with that vision of his
I was talking to my oldest son about this sort of thing, women exhibitionists' and if he instantly had lude thoughts, He laughed and said.
"I think, thank God, that is not my lady and have to caress all those rolls hanging out. If I turn around for a second look it's from disbelief
anyone would be seen in public that way".
Nathan
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A pick up line I heard on TV or some movie: "I Lost My Phone Number, Can I Have Yours?"
Salty
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This doesnt have anything to do with pickup lines.
CallMeKate
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We often run off topic in threads and that's absolutely fine. I see you've only been here a week, so maybe you didn't know that
No worries... it's normal.
Llynn
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Hey sailor, I love you no shit. Take me Stateside? (I know, I posted the same thing the last three times a similar thread was created)
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dobielvr
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I was down in Beverly Hills visiting my sister this one time and we went to some fancy bar. Kind of a tight space walking by the bar area....and this guy gets in my way and says "hey, I'm Ted Kennedy, do you need a ride home."
It kinda made me chuckle and then it didn't.
It kinda made me chuckle and then it didn't.
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Aunt Bea
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PeppermintPatty
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Worst pick up line I’ve personally heard?
My place or yours!
My place or yours!
Salty
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Your story made me remember once when driving with my late husband (he was respectful enough to not gawk at other women in my presence at least) on the sidewalk a woman in white jeans was walking by, she was a striking lady and anyone would have noticed her. My husband, out of guilt - who knows?) says to me "Ohhh Mama, we need to get you some white jeans like those!" I had to laugh because there was no way I
was going to look that good in those pants, I was just glad he mixed me in with that vision of his
Is it fine when men post objectifying women? Maybe it shouldnt be normal. Maybe women need to speak up and not allow posts to steer into the gutter.We often run off topic in threads and that's absolutely fine. I see you've only been here a week, so maybe you didn't know that
WheatenLover
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Your gutter is other people's fond memories.
My gutter is something really sleazy, like on a hardcore porn site (which I have never seen). However, if someone else wants to view it, I don't care.
That Epstein fellow was a gutter person -- a very deep gutter.
Do you have a room here? That one was used on me.
My standard line was "hi, I'm C50", worked well enough.
(edit) I guess I should have paid more attention to the thread title, my answer was pick up lines that worked.
I think the worst for me would be a woman asking if I had a cigarette or if I wanted to go have a smoke. I have always hated cigarettes so that was an instant turn off for me.
Worst I ever saw was a drunken friend of mine wiggeling his tounge between two of his fingers, like he was performing oral sex. Like that would ever work.
My standard line was "hi, I'm C50", worked well enough.
(edit) I guess I should have paid more attention to the thread title, my answer was pick up lines that worked.
I think the worst for me would be a woman asking if I had a cigarette or if I wanted to go have a smoke. I have always hated cigarettes so that was an instant turn off for me.
Worst I ever saw was a drunken friend of mine wiggeling his tounge between two of his fingers, like he was performing oral sex. Like that would ever work.
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MACKTEXAS
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Assuming you've already met each other and you're now engaged in a conversation, think of something that is complimentary to say, like "you have such a nice way about you," or "you seem so genuinely friendly," etc. - but be sincere. She already knows how she looks, so avoid telling her she's beautiful - even if she is.
You should be able to tell by her reaction if she is receptive or not. Then you can decide if this is a time to casually suggest that the two of you go out for an ice cream or lunch some day. [a daytime date is less intimidating and lower pressure than a nighttime date] or if it might be better for you to wait on that until you have seen her a bit more and she is more comfortable around you.
You should be able to tell by her reaction if she is receptive or not. Then you can decide if this is a time to casually suggest that the two of you go out for an ice cream or lunch some day. [a daytime date is less intimidating and lower pressure than a nighttime date] or if it might be better for you to wait on that until you have seen her a bit more and she is more comfortable around you.
jujube
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"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by a couple more times?"
Sometimes first reactions are deceiving, and you get turned off. I've been guilty of that in my younger days. I've found out some of my best acquaintances or friends have been people I've give them or they given me a second chance. Sometimes first meetings are awkward, and things don't always come out as you intend. If I went by first impressions, I never would have met my husband. I'm glad I didn't.
MACKTEXAS
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That's one reason not to rush in. I'm not looking for anyone, but if I was, it would be highly unlikely for me to suggest anything on a first meeting.