Dog Shoots His Owner

[Jazzy1]

Written Article

 

[Della]

He was sitting on the bed, cleaning a loaded shotgun, with his big dog bouncing around. What could go wrong?

 

[squatting dog]

SMH. Can't fix stupid.
ps... don't blame the dog for the owners stupidity.

 

[JustDave]

The dog must have been one of the hunting varieties. I would guess a pointer or a setter.

 

[C50]

SMH. Can't fix stupid.
ps... don't blame the dog for the owners stupidity.

Probably shot himself but is blaming the dog because he's to embarrassed to admit how negligent and stupid he is.

 

[Della]

The dog must have been one of the hunting varieties. I would guess a pointer or a setter.

I always thought the retrievers had the biggest grudge to bear.

 

[JustDave]

A lab or retriever would be a good guess, not based on temperament, but just their shear numbers because of their popularity. If it was a lab that did it, I'm sure he would be very sorry. Setters and pointers, not so much.

 

[CallMeKate]

Probably shot himself but is blaming the dog because he's to embarrassed to admit how negligent and stupid he is.

That was my first thought, too. Kinda like "the dog ate my homework"... how would he ever prove the dog shot him instead of admitting he did something stupid and accidentally shot himself?

 

[JustDave]

That was my first thought, too. Kinda like "the dog ate my homework"... how would he ever prove the dog shot him instead of admitting he did something stupid and accidentally shot himself?

This is a true story. Cross my heart.

When I was in my early teens, the family had an Irish Setter for a short time, but she turned out to be too much to handle with us living in a city apartment. My dad borrowed a book from the city library, "How to Obedience Train Your Irish Setter," and sure enough, the dog found it and chewed it into what looked like Swiss steak that had been beaten beyond recognition with a tenderizing mallet.

We returned it to the Library and apologized for not being careful. The librarian laughed and said that was a first for her. We paid for the book of course.

 

[Jazzy1]

Bet the dog was an English Pointer ( I'll see myself out now)

 

[CallMeKate]

This is a true story. Cross my heart.

The dog ate my library book! Too bad it was at a time that you couldn't put it on social media and become an overnight viral social media sensation, Dave! @JustDave

 

[JustDave]

The dog ate my library book! Too bad it was at a time that you couldn't put it on social media and become an overnight viral social media sensation, Dave! @JustDave

The dog, Rusty was her name, was too clever to be caught on camera. All of her mischief was done behind our backs.

 

[StarSong]

Probably shot himself but is blaming the dog because he's to embarrassed to admit how negligent and stupid he is.

Probably not, given that the man was reportedly shot in the back.

 

[Oldeagle66]

Not the first time I've heard of this and probably won't be the last.....SMH....lol.

 

[Della]

If it was a lab that did it, I'm sure he would be very sorry. Setters and pointers, not so much.

LOL My Irish Setter would have given me a big sloppy lick and then gone merrily about his business. His business being begging at the kitchen door of every old lady in a four mile radius, barking at box turtles and butterflies for hours on end, knocking down my teachers garage door to get at his hound dog in heat, coming inside my school to sit by my desk and pant, etc.

Not really sorry.

 

[squatting dog]

Still trying to wrap my head around how he was cleaning a loaded weapon. One would think those shells would get in the way of the cleaning rod.

 

[RadishRose]

NObody could blame the dog.

 

[Kaila]

Bet the dog was an English Pointer ( I'll see myself out now)

Good idea, Jazzy.
Go ahead and do that now.

But, please don't show up soon, on any of the cat topic threads.