Honestly: What were the Worst Pick-up Lines you ever heard or used?

[WOLF ANGEL]

I have actually used this one .....

• “Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”

- It didn't work = LOL

 

[Lavinia]

A man once said to me, 'I need a girlfriend. Are you available?' I presume being female was all the qualification I needed. We were on a boat at the time and I simply dived into the sea and swam off.

 

[Marv Malone]

I knew of a man who told girls he is an astronaut in Florida. (Really)
Where are girls taken when he asks them out?
They're taken back!

 

[squatting dog]

Not sure it's ready for prime time, although it worked for me more than once.
(pre marriage of course).

 

[Trade]

 

[Lawrence00]

A woman once told me I was too stupid to know someone was flirting with me. She was right.

 

[smiley]

old Liverpudlian pick up line : "Eh der girl ? - d'ya wanna fella?" - the rhetorical reply was " Uz askin?" and so it continued - in those days there were results!!

 

[willnbugs]

If I’m in a bar.
How about, “Hi, can I buy you a drink or are you with someone?”

Now that sounds like a direct honest approach. Like it.

 

[Been There]

Now that sounds like a direct honest approach. Like it.

Saved me from getting in fights.

 

[Capt Lightning]

A tale told by my M-i-L about how she met my F-i-L. During the war one evening she was approached by an American serviceman who obviously had a taken a few drinks. She was trying to put him off when a red headed man appeared on the scene and said to her, "that's no way to treat a man who's fighting for your country". and offered to escort her home.

 

[timoc]

I once said to a girl, "Where have you been all my life?"

She looked me up and down then replied, "Keeping clear of you."

 

[Dr.Colosso]

Hey hi how is it going? Are you a frikandel? (Kind of saucage) Cause you're tasty and you may taste good. And if you were one you'd be a special (with onions and mayo and ketchup) Go home with me tonight.

A guy sings this, that he wrote a dm like that. This is his wife:

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I assume he used a better one for her.