I have met Big Bird

[bobcat]

Turns out, he may have been a Sumo wrestler.

 

[PeppermintPatty]

That’s a big bird.

 

[Bella]

Gee, what size oven do you have?

I figure it'll take about 11 hours to cook, then it's gotta rest for awhile. After wrestling with that monster, you're probably gonna need a rest, too!

 

[Imogene]

Is there even an outdoor fryer big enough for that.

I think that needs a spit like a pig would get roasted on.

 

[Nathan]

 

[bobcat]

Gee, what size oven do you have?

I figure it'll take about 11 hours to cook, then it's gotta rest for awhile. After wrestling with that monster, you're probably gonna need a rest, too!

Nah, I'll just invite Tim Allen over for a Pterodactyl roast and ask him to bring a forklift and a huge blacksmith forge, and we'll have that bad boy cooked up in 15 minutes. Yum ....... Charturkey.
I may want to give the local fire department a heads up though. There will likely be a substantial smoke cloud.

 

[bobcat]

Is there even an outdoor fryer big enough for that.

I think that needs a spit like a pig would get roasted on.

Yeah, probably a bit much for a fryer, but sure, the pig roast method could work.
Usually when I can't figure something out, I ask myself: "What would Fred Flintstone do?"

 

[OneEyedDiva]

Day-um!

 

[Naturally]

WHOA !!! ... gonna need a good bit of peanut oil to deep fry that bird. Shoot

 

[Paladin1950]

I met another big bird. When I had Thanksgiving dinner at my niece's house, I saw a 25 pound turkey. Of course after dinner, there wasn't much of him left. I did take one of his drumsticks home with me.

 

[IrishEyes]

My 1st thought if I had seen that bird would have been " OM Goodness! How filled with growth hormones
is this baby?" Let us know if your family suddenly begins getting bigger or taller

 

[Paladin1950]

Turns out, he may have been a Sumo wrestler.



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That could have fed the entire state of Rhode Island. Or maybe even Delaware.