If Santa gets stuck going down the chimney ....

[bobcat]

You are heading up the rescue operation to get him out.
What's your plan?

 

[timoc]

Half a ton of logs, some kindling and a match.

 

[CallMeKate]

You are heading up the rescue operation to get him out.
What's your plan?

You believe in Santa, Bob? Well, since you asked, considering Saint Nicholas was born in the year 270, I figure a dude his age should know better than to try to go sliding down chimneys, so I'd most likely do nothing and let him figure his own way out of the predicament. (And hopefully there wasn't a fire burning in the fireplace when he tried that stunt.)

 

[jim_slim]

Don‘t feed Santa so to loose weight and then he will slip on out…..

 

[Della]

I'd go up on the roof, give the reindeer some sugar cubes, then pour a bottle of canola oil down on Santa.

 

[bobcat]

You believe in Santa, Bob? Well, since you asked, considering Saint Nicholas was born in the year 270, I figure a dude his age should know better than to try to go sliding down chimneys, so I'd most likely do nothing and let him figure his own way out of the predicament. (And hopefully there wasn't a fire burning in the fireplace when he tried that stunt.)

Oh, Santa's absolutely real. Anyone who has delved into cookie economics knows that every December 24th, billions of cookies mysteriously vanish worldwide. Coincidence? Or the work of a jolly man with a sweet tooth?

Then there is the "reindeer physics phenomenon". Scientists still can’t explain how eight reindeer achieve faster-than-light travel, and are able to hit every household on earth with children in a single night. It's obviously quantum sleigh dynamics. Besides, there is the movie Miracle on 34th street. They wouldn't put it on TV if it wasn't true.

Those who have seen him claim his belly jiggles when he laughs, so maybe just tell him jokes, and his belly rippling will let him slide down easier, and if that doesn't work, maybe we could hitch ol' Rudolf up with a harness and grapple. IDK

 

[Aunt Bea]

 

[Dr.Colosso]

Instead of elves we have black Pete in Holland who is now racist so now he's white Pete with black chimney stripes.
Black Pete was stuck in my chimney and the chimney moved but he got out himself.

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[bobcat]

Half a ton of logs, some kindling and a match.

Ha ha ..... I am guessing your name won't be engraved on this year's Humanitarian of the Year Award.

 

[bobcat]

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There you go. Say, that guy on the right kinda' looks like Tim Allen.

 

[roadhogg]

Give him a tin of spinach ...lol

 

[bobcat]

I'd go up on the roof, give the reindeer some sugar cubes, then pour a bottle of canola oil down on Santa.

That might work. Just don't light a fire or we will have deep fried Santa.

 

[bobcat]

Don‘t feed Santa so to loose weight and then he will slip on out…..

Sure ..... or perhaps feed him some "Thin Mints" from the Girl Scouts, and wait for them to work their magic.

 

[timoc]

Put a sign on the chimney saying, "Santa, try the front door, I've left it open."

 

[CallMeKate]

Half a ton of logs, some kindling and a match.

Oooooh, someone's going on the naughty list! Well well well, look who's listed first!!