How do you cope with urge to urinate?

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there's various types....
 
I have such a wonderful thing. It is called "Sunany". It works perfect at restrooms that are filthy and I need some "extension" for my (well, you know :)), but often I am on country roads with absolutely no forest, hedge or even trees. Just plains. We are living in the Hungarian "Kis Alföld" (small plains).
 
George1959 said:
I am 66 years old and have quite some problems with benign prostatic hyperplasia (BPH). The problem is, if I drive some time with my car I need to urinate, but there is no restroom. In many countries, even the shops (Aldi and so on) have no restrooms for customers. I don't like this at all.
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peanut butter jars served me well when there were no tree's or bushes handy.
 
hollydolly said:
it is harder as you say Jujube...for the women, but there's urinals available for females altho' a little bit more difficult to use....
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I had a latex female urinal thing that looked like a sort of a lop-sided funnel that I took to India with me. It allowed urination while standing up. It worked...OK...but was better than nothing at times. And, believe me, there were times that ANYTHING was better than nothing.

I'm waaay past my "squatting" days ......... I'd never get down on my own and I sure as hell wouldn't be getting back up on my own, LOL.
 
jujube said:
I had a latex female urinal thing that looked like a sort of a lop-sided funnel that I took to India with me. It allowed urination while standing up. It worked...OK...but was better than nothing at times. And, believe me, there were times that ANYTHING was better than nothing.

I'm waaay past my "squatting" days ......... I'd never get down on my own and I sure as hell wouldn't be getting back up on my own, LOL.
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You are reasonable. My wife even used a men's restroom in Florence (Italy), since the women's restroom was occupied. I had to command it to her. You should have watched the face of an old man, as she came out of it :ROFLMAO:.
 
Like @jujube mentioned...a travel urinal. My Honorary Daughter made me aware that they make them for women too. My question was, if you're in a car and are wearing slacks, wouldn't it be cumbersome to use? Might be a little easier while wearing a dress or skirt. Having to urinate frequently while traveling is a real drag. You guys have it so much easier! :)
 
We used to have an event called Light Up Orlando. It was a giant event downtown, cheap beer, lots of music, a lot of fun.

The first year, they expected 10,000 to show up and they estimated that it hit 40,000. AND nobody!!! thought about porta-potties. Any business that was kind enough to let people in to use the facilities soon came to regret it. The entire sewer system for downtown backed up.

With $1 beer being sold, people, of course, had to use the bushes and the alleys. And doorways. And storm drains. And ......
 
CaliS said:
This issue bothers me most in the middle of the night, when I wake up just enough to feel the urge but not strong enough to want to get up and risk waking all the way up! So, I lay there and argue with myself for awhile - and 99.9% of the time --- I get up and tinkle!
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This happens to my wife and me also. I hope you are consoled that you are not alone.
 
jujube said:
We used to have an event called Light Up Orlando. It was a giant event downtown, cheap beer, lots of music, a lot of fun.

The first year, they expected 10,000 to show up and they estimated that it hit 40,000. AND nobody!!! thought about porta-potties. Any business that was kind enough to let people in to use the facilities soon came to regret it. The entire sewer system for downtown backed up.

With $1 beer being sold, people, of course, had to use the bushes and the alleys. And doorways. And storm drains. And ......
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Cheap beer? Count me in! Scotty, beam me up to Orlando :ROFLMAO:.
 
timoc said:
"Wherever ye may be let your wee go free"
I can still hear an old uncle saying those words.
Now, I'm the old man, and I tell you, I've gone behind hundreds of bushes and fertilized them. 😊
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actually the line is thus... attributed to Rabbie Burns....

Where e're ye go let yer wind gang free



...and an unknown author took the line and ran with it, and created this Poem in the style of Burns ( I couldn't stop laughing)









One Wee Scottish Farty (Tae A Fart)

Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie,
Lurks in yer bellie efter a feastie,
Just as ye sit doon among yer kin
There starts to stir an enormous wind.


The neeps and tatties and mushy peas
Start working like a gentle breeze
But soon the pudding wi' the sauncie face
Will hae ye blawin' a' ower the place

Nae matter whit the hell ye dae
a'body's gonnae hae tae pay
Even if ye try tae stifle
it's like a bullet oot a rifle


Hawd yer bum ticht tae the chair
Tae try tae stop the leakin' air
Shift yersel fae cheek tae cheek
Pray tae god it disnae reek

But a' the efforts go asunder
Oot it comes like a clap o' thunder
Ricochets arrond the room
Michty me! a sonic boom


God almighty it fairly reeks
A' hope a' huvnae sh*t ma breeks
Tae the bog a' better scurry
Whit the hell, it's no ma worry

A'body roon aboot me choakin'
One or two are nearly boakin'
I'll feel better for a while
Cannae help but raise a smile

It wis him! I shout and glower
Alas too late, he's just keeled ower
Ye dirty bugger! They shout and stare
I'm no that welcome any mair

Where e're ye go let yer wind gang free
That sounds jist the joab fir me
Whit a fuss at Rabbie's party
Ower the sake o' one wee farty

:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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