I wish I could still do this, don't you?

[Nathan]

Tony Legg Joints and Arthur Itus have taken their toll with me, but I can still enjoy watching others doing the doing.

I'll bet that some of you fine folks are sad that some of the things you found so easy once upon a time, are now beyond you.

Do tell.

I never could dance, but the Tango is sooo enormemente sexual.

 

[horseless carriage]

I never could dance, but the Tango is sooo enormemente sexual.

That is so true, when the music broke to a slow rhythmic beat, we would stop our dance, then standing crotch to crotch, sway back and forth in time with the music. It would get roars of approval. The dance school director once said: "You two will get the place raided!" Who us?

 

[Trade]

I wish I could still ride rollercoasters and other thrill rides. I really miss that adrenaline rush.

I always hated those. But I used to ride them anyway to appease my kids when they were small.

But I finally said "I'm done" after I puked after riding the round up.

 

[HoneyNut]

Nothing is as Beautiful as seeing the world between the ears of a horse

 

[IrishEyes]

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Soooo nice! Thank you. That is almost like the field by my house, very similar to Missouri

 

[oscash]

Touch my toes with ease. I could do it up to 1 year ago but seem to be slowing down a bit.

 

[Niceguy]

I wish I could run like before, with no knee pain,

 

[timoc]

I never could dance, but the Tango is sooo enormemente sexual.

I wouldn't disagree with you one little bit, Nathan, but yes, the tango is very much a 'man and woman' dance..... oh, I'm gonna have to watch the video again.

 

[timoc]

Touch my toes with ease. I could do it up to 1 year ago but seem to be slowing down a bit.

You've got to be only about 22.

 

[timoc]

Nothing is as Beautiful as seeing the world between the ears of a horse

Sharon, lovely girl, the horses ears would have to be really, really wide apart.

 

[IrishEyes]

Sharon, lovely girl, the horses ears would have to be really, really wide apart.

Tim, maybe it was a mule I was riding?

 

[oscash]

You've got to be only about 22.

timoc: Wish I was 22 again. The best time of my life when I met that "Special person".

 

[timoc]

Tim, maybe it was a mule I was riding?

Hee-haw hee-haw.

 

[timoc]

timoc: Wish I was 22 again. The best time of my life when I met that "Special person".

Where was it we met?

 

[Niceguy]

I also wish I was as amorous as once before. Feelings still there, but not as strong as when we were all younger. It probably happens to all of us, as we age, but it sucks!!

 

[Mitch86]

I'm age 91 and the only exercise I do now is walk 3,000 steps every day. That's better than laying in bad all day. I also play chess at Chess.com and play Civilization VI at Steam.com every day. The vast majority of Americans are long dead by age 91!

I stopped having sexual intercourse with my wife at age 40 but did have 2 kids with my wife when I was sexually active. My daughter and her family live right across the street from me and my son lives in a different state.

 

[oscash]

Where was it we met?

timoc: Don't you remember? it was outside a pub, and you tried to talk me into going to a strip club with you. But being so
innocent I thought it was a place where you got your gear off and refused. Oh, the good old days.

 

[oscash]

I also wish I was as amorous as once before. Feelings still there, but not as strong as when we were all younger. It probably happens to all of us, as we age, but it sucks!!

Yeah Niceguy: What we used to do all night, now takes us all night to do it.

 

[oscash]

I feel quite mischievous today. Anything for a laugh. Can anyone better my stories???????