I played this a lot as a student and another guy who lived in that house, who has become a famous theologian and was always very serious, then asked if I could please turn it off.
Red cappy, Red riding hood
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf
Who's afraid
Little Red Riding Hood (yes)
Little Red Riding Hood Little Red Riding Hood
Where are you going
To grandma to grandma to grandma
With line 1
Be careful (yes)
And watch out (yes yes)
The city is full of dangers
And especially here in the South (oh yeah)
Don't talk to a stranger (no no)
And watch your money
Don't do stupid things
Little Red Riding Hood (yes)
Little Red Riding Hood Little Red Riding Hood
Where are you going
To grandma to grandma to grandma
That's what I just said
Watch the cars
And the skateboards on the sidewalk (yes)
Thieves and rapists
And don't step in the poop (no no)
Don't play with the elevator in grandma's flat
Someone just got crushed there
Little Red Riding Hood (yes)
Little Red Riding Hood Little Red Riding Hood
Where are you going
To grandma to grandma to grandma
Are you deaf or something
Oh mother I would love to move back out of the city
I used to like it better in that safe hole
In the forest there sat that wolf you knew what to expect from
I'm fed up with the city
Little Red Riding Hood (yes)
Little Red Riding Hood (yes)
Little Red Riding Hood (yes)
Where are you actually going
To grandma to grandma to grandma
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf (who's afraid of the big bad wolf)
Who's there who's there who's there who's afraid