Older People Can be Pretty Cool

There is a story here, but do we really want to know !


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Les Paul (of Les Paul & Mary Ford) at age 90, with the Les Paul Trio, performing Sleepwalk at the Iridium Jazz Club in New York City.


Lester William Polsfuss (1915 – 2009)
 
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The Awesome Threesome: 70+ year old Leisure World residents preforming a dance at Seal Beach, California.

(They are a bit slow to get started. Be patient.)


Leisure World is a gated retirement community.
 
No one believes seniors . . . Everyone thinks they are senile.

An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Jerry had carved I love you, Sally.

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money - fifty thousand dollars!

Jerry said, We've got to give it back.

Sally said, Finders keepers. She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?

Sally said, No.

Jerry said, She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic.

Sally said, Don't believe him, he’s getting senile

The agents turned to Jerry and began to question him.

One said: Tell us the story from the beginning.


Jerry said, Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ......

The first police officer turned to his partner and said, Were outta here!
Ain't it great to be old at times?
 
This is extremely funny. To be honest, that was me until a few years ago. Till my grandson took it upon himself and introduced me to the ways of the internet. ;)
 
Oh! So true, so true indeed!
Can anyone tell me what they are? I have absolutely no idea whatsoever.

Hi Megan and welcome! You'll want to use 'Reply with Quote' which is on the bottom right side of the post you are replying to so we can tell which of the posts above you are commenting on. :)
 


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