I don't know that I believe in it per se, but somehow most descriptions of Pisces seem to be spot-on ...
[h=3]Character[/h] Pisceans are very caring, compassionate and emotional. In other words, they are total pushovers. They are weak-willed and can usually be persuaded to exchange anything, no matter how precious, (their autographed Beatles ‘White Album’ for example) for a couple of pizza discount vouchers if you tell them that it’s a matter of life or death.
Pisceans are very timid and have great difficulty socializing, and only slightly less difficulty getting out of the house. They particularly hate to be in places where there are lots of strange people around, such as opera houses, public libraries and department store lifts and for this reason also make it a point to avoid family reunions at all costs.
Emerging religious cults with little experience in recruiting often eye Pisceans as easy prey, since only basic brainwashing techniques are necessary. Pisceans should stay away from scruffy, barefooted men with shaggy beards who suddenly turn up and say, “Follow me,” to them 10 times in a row. If you see a Piscean fall under such a spell, simply say, “Don’t you follow him,” to them 11 times and you’ve saved the day.
Pisceans are artistic people who daydream a lot. Their daydreaming has resulted in some of the world’s greatest works of art – and worst traffic accidents. The Highway Code actually suggests that if you find yourself driving behind a Piscean, you should honk your horn loudly at least every 15 seconds as a basic precaution.
[h=3]Love[/h] Pisceans’ love lives quite literally suck. This might very well be because of the way the planet Venus conspicuously steers clear of the Pisces constellation. On the other hand, it might not. Researchers who have studied the matter agree that, whatever the real problem is, Pisceans only make things worse by bathing once a week and staying in most of the time.
Pisceans with internet connections don’t do much better either. At best, they might manage to have sporadic chat-room relationships with other users who go by enticing nicks like pretty19. The only thing pretty about these fat middle-aged men on the other end is their pretty bad body odor.
[h=3]Money[/h] Pisceans are well known for their generosity. If you ever need to borrow a fiver, ask a Piscean and you won’t be disappointed. Try putting on a pitiful face and you might even end up with ten pounds that you don’t have to give back. Pisceans (or rather their money) attract people in the very same way a sticky old sweet attracts an army of ants – and for pretty much the same reasons.
[h=3]Future[/h] Pisceans live life day by day, which is not a bad thing when your future is as rotten as a spring egg at Christmas. Whatever a Piscean tries to do, he will fail. In theory, a Piscean can succeed by deliberately trying to fail, but that’s just not the way it works. If a Piscean tries to fail, he will simply fail miserably; if he tries to fail miserably, he will totally, utterly and completely fail; and if he deliberately tries to do all that, Nature will smite him for being so arrogant. The famous Pisceans mentioned below are simply the exception that proves the rule.
[h=3]Famous Pisceans[/h] George Harrison, Dr. Seuss, Jerry Lewis
[h=3]Ideal jobs[/h] Pisceans will feel most comfortable as potato diggers, funeral directors or garden gnomes.
(courtesy of
Marbella Guide)
I don't believe in the day to day predications. But I think the personality profiles are usually on target. I am Cancer the crab. Solid shell that I can retreat into when need be. The mothering sign that collects plants and small fuzzy companions. Mushy and sentimental with a wicked set of claws if aggravated. 
