I know what you mean. I would like a LOW TECH pedometer that measures steps taken. I don't need it to do anything else, just steps, and I'd like it to actually work. Good luck finding such a thing.
I got my pedometer at Walmart for under $2.00. All it does is track steps or mileage. It clips on my belt or rides in my pocket. It is made by Sportline and is about as big around as a silver dollar and probably weighs less.