IKE
Well-known Member
- Location
- Oklahoma....U.S.A.
I was such a ugly kid when I played in the sandbox the cat kept trying to cover me up.
I could tell my parents hated me......my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
When I was born the doctor came into the waiting room and told my father, "I'm sorry but we tried everything we could but he lived anyway".
I was such a ugly child that my mother had morning sickness AFTER I was born.
My parents made a little extra money hiring me out as a poster child......for birth control.
Growing up my parents were so poor that if I hadn't of been born a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with.
So far this morning my luck has been terrible......I got up and put a shirt on and the button fell off, I grabbed the coffee pot and the handle broke off, I tried to open the door and the knob came off in my hand. I'm now afraid to go pee.
I could tell my parents hated me......my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
When I was born the doctor came into the waiting room and told my father, "I'm sorry but we tried everything we could but he lived anyway".
I was such a ugly child that my mother had morning sickness AFTER I was born.
My parents made a little extra money hiring me out as a poster child......for birth control.
Growing up my parents were so poor that if I hadn't of been born a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with.
So far this morning my luck has been terrible......I got up and put a shirt on and the button fell off, I grabbed the coffee pot and the handle broke off, I tried to open the door and the knob came off in my hand. I'm now afraid to go pee.
