WHAT THE HELL!! I'm locked out of my car.

Davey Jones

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Happen to me for the very first time. The keys and cell phone were just where I lift those,on the center console.(GROAN)
I was at the beach parking lot and I hadn't the faintest what I should do since this was my first time, I walked by the playground area and just for the hell of it I ask this couple if they would call the police,she says they are not going to send the police for a lockout...She then ask her partner if his Triple AAA card would cover me,he says YES as long as here is there to show proof of membership. He calls,the locksmith was there in 1/2 hour., I thanked the good samaritan and gave him $20 over his objections.

He asked if my car insurance would have covered the lockout.Call them when I got home they said yes to lockout,towing,fix flats,jump the battery etc,etc...well DUH!!!!!.

Talking with the locksmith and asking him if there was a vehicle that he couldn't open in this day and age of fancy car locks.
He says "I haven't met one vehicle in 23 years that I could not open"
To open my car he inserted a large credit card type thingy with a tube and bulb pump type attached then he slided those cards between the door and frame in 2 places,he then inflated those cards just enough to force the door to open enough to move the wire to my door switch. The cars alarm went off but shut down when I retrieved the keys.AMAZING
 
You should have called Tri-Star.

... no, wait, that's a movie studio.

You should have called Star-6-9.

... nope, that's for seeing the number of your last phone caller. Ugh!

The Star Ledger! STAR Magazine! Star Wars! :miserable:


I served an apprenticeship with a locksmith many moons ago and fondly remember using Slim Jims (the tool, not the dried beef) to gain entry to most makes and models of vehicles.

Alas, no more. :( Now they have locksmith "kits" that are specific to a certain make, model and even year of vehicle. Your locksmith is smart - he's using a neat by-pass method.
 
I have done that once....unfortunately I left a sleeping baby in there too!

Embarrasing or what!
 
Alas, no more. :( Now they have locksmith "kits" that are specific to a certain make, model and even year of vehicle. Your locksmith is smart - he's using a neat by-pass method.

I guessing he opened that door about 2 ",I was worried that something would SNAP but.....
 
Such a sinking feeling. Know it all to well. Here's just ONE of my lovely experiences . . .

Got into the habit of wearing my car and house key on a nylon string around my neck, under my wetsuit when getting the daily dose of motion in the ocean. Now, my wife and I had "matching" cars; hers a light brown, mine dark. For some reason, one fine morning I drove off to search for waves in her car. After a couple of hours, came ashore to discover the good ol' keys around my neck were NOT for her car. DUH!

The rear windows are the pop-out kind and worked and worked and worked at getting one to finally snap open a couple of inches. Then, found a tree branch on the ground that I used to maneuver around to work her umbrella up to where I could grab it (thank the good Lord for that umbrella). Used the hook on the handle of the umbrella to fish out my pants from under the seat so I could get to the pocket with HER keys.

Whew! Took forever while everyone coming and going ignored me . . . even the local cop on patrol. Guess I was so blatantly trying to break into a car in broad daylight wearing my soggy wetsuit with my board lying on the ground next to me . . . it was just obvious. Dumb surfer...
 
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Great story TG, and no Davey; baby slept for an hour while I got the AA to break in for me.
forunately he was only 6 months old; if he had remembered, it would be another thing he would berate me for; he still says he was neglected as a child, at 33.
 
I forget sometimes; two countries separated by a common language!

I am still trying to work out how you left the engine running, AND locked the car....
 
I forget sometimes; two countries separated by a common language!

I am still trying to work out how you left the engine running, AND locked the car....

It's easy,all you gotta do is get out and shut the door without turning it off,
 
I have OnStar. They'll unlock my car without sending anybody out. They use a signal from a satellite.

They always know where my car is. The car is usually opened before you hang up the phone.
 
Let me know when you'll be out and I'll be right over. Oh yeah, where do you keep all your cool stuff inside the house???
You're welcome to the cat litter box but please leave the 50" Sony TV alone.
The cool stuff? in the fridge I think.
 
Davey Jones: My wife & I were in Northern Ireland On Holidays, & visiting her relatives. We went for a trip for the day to Donegal.
While there walking around, there was an elderly chap & his wife locked out of their Nissan. I borrowed a screw driver from
one of the other motorists & placed it under the handle & popped the lock open. He thanked me & others hearing my accent
thought I was a Belfast Boy, & said to their friends."you gotta watch out for those Belfast lot they can break into anything"!

Just then a Garde
(police) came Along questioned me & then let us go when I explained I was a retired engineer on holidays, from Australia!
 
You're welcome to the cat litter box but please leave the 50" Sony TV alone.
The cool stuff? in the fridge I think.

Got a cat litter box and flatscreen tv of my own. Guess, I'll go for the cool stuff in the fridge. Will be long gone by the time you get home but can't guarantee CeeCee, I mean Goldilocks . . .
 
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Got a cat litter box and flatscreen tv of my own. Guess, I'll go for the cool stuff in the fridge. Will be long gone by the time you get home but can't guarantee Goldilocks . . .

Careful, some of those leftovers are 2 months old.
 
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In Belfast we use one of these racers with an engine that develops 630 horse power. You lock your self in you snap your fingers, the door opens.
 
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