The older lady said on TV:

Manatee

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"After your 80th birthday, any birthday that you are not under a headstone is a milestone."

What do you think?
 
Eh unfortunately true... I've been spending my free time writing a life story on this app my son gave me for my family when I'm gone. Fun, but sometimes morbid...
 
My dad, who's 91, says when he reads the obituaries that he can't understand all these people who are reported to have gone peacefully. He says that he will be kicking and screaming--no, no, I won't go!

To me it would be a blessing to go bed and wake up dead. Of course, not for anyone who finds me.

Gallows humor I think they call it.
 
Eh unfortunately true... I've been spending my free time writing a life story on this app my son gave me for my family when I'm gone. Fun, but sometimes morbid...

A wondeerful idea. What's the app? I'm getting to the age I might want to leave a piece of my mind.
 
The Return of the Single Candle Birthday Cake

After your first birthday cake it is a matter of time until a second single candle cake is set in front of you. That one will be to see if you have the wind to blow out the candle.
 
My husband started writing his life story several years ago. He's up to page 22 now and I keep telling him "Dude, you are 74 years old you better get to writing" and he tells me he's so busy living it's hard to find time to write.
 
My husband started writing his life story several years ago. He's up to page 22 now and I keep telling him "Dude, you are 74 years old you better get to writing" and he tells me he's so busy living it's hard to find time to write.

He's too addicted to fishing, that's the problem....dhUOuPYZcZvGXGxpJZZV.gif
 
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