Recent content by GP44

Although my friend Andy was quite a character I tend to believe him about some of the guys getting upset that they paid $25 for a 30 second fight. The thing is though that Andy paid the pay-for-view fee so that he could host it at his own house and win or lose they got to watch the fight. They...

Back when I was working for a living I had a friend where I worked and I loved to talk to him because he was so entertaining. He told me one day that he had invited a bunch of guys over to his house to watch the big title fight on Pay-Per-View. I was kind of disappointed that I wasn’t invited...

I made myself a cup of coffee and had a banana nut muffin this morning. Neighbors brought over a gift box the other day had cookies and candy in it and when I asked them if they wanted some of the sweets we have around here she said “no thank you. We’re on a diet. Wife and I had a good laugh...

I wish I were as prepared as you are! I’m one of those people who leave everything until the last minute. But if I die today I probably won’t be worrying about it anyway.

I don’t necessarily welcome death but hope for an easy death like my father had. My mom said that she was talking to my brother on the old wall phone and she turned around and Dad had died sitting in his easy chair. He just died very quickly and as far as anyone can figure it was relatively...

A guy is in a store buying an apple , a banana and two eggs and the cashier says you must be single. The guy says “Wow! How did you know? The cashier says because your ugly!

Wouldn’t you ask why someone would want you to touch or hold their gun? They not only have your fingerprints but also your DNA on that gun!

I don’t know if I can explain it right or not but I remember quicksand and it is basically where you have a more stable surface on top and where spring water softens the sand or muck below. I am seeing this a lot lately where people are saying that they are disappointed that quick sand isn’t...

I won’t judge you but I think that you are very lucky to have the kind of neighbors you have. I’m sure the police would be at my door in ten minutes if a neighbor would ever hear a gun shot. I don’t think that you are an idiot as a matter of fact I doubt if there are very many gun owners who...

The new one that we were assigned to got five stars so that looks good. We will find out how capable he is soon enough. I know that one of the cardiologists from that hospital didn’t do any procedures because she was a cancer survivor and couldn’t be around the equipment. I like the...

It seemed like her old Christmas cactus keeps taking up more space on the corner of the counter next to the fridge. You know that precious space where you can prepare things from the fridge to eat. So I said I think your plant is getting bigger and taking up more space. She said that’s...

The cardiologist that we saw for 30-40 years started having problems not only that but he didn’t practice in the better of two hospitals in the area. One hospital is clean and modern and the other doesn’t look like anything has changed in a hundred years. So we went with the cardiologists from...

Your lucky that it gives you a choice like that instead of appearing automatically like it does on my phone.

I set my phone to Ecosia as the search engine to see what it was like and right away it wanted to use cookies to do better searches. Don’t know why everybody wants to collect cookies so they can sell every bit of information about me. If information about me is that valuable they should be...

My oldest Son mentions using ChatGPT I’ll have to look into that.