Recent content by Jocko

I was very fast in grade school, got chicks too.

I signed up for a “free” towel at a MLB game once. For the next 3 months I was trying to cancel a stupid credit card. Don’t do this, ever!!!!

Nope. I’m ahead by hundreds of thousands if that’s what’s important. Never went woke either, nope.

I finally thought I’d nailed my older brother. As soon as my mom finished praying over our dinner I said, “Mom, Greg didn’t close his eyes!” My satisfaction only lasted a few seconds, “How’d you know that?” Oops. The end.

Jane spouts off all the time yet her biggest concern is her looks. (Probably dozens of procedures) I don’t know a lot about Linda Hamilton other than she was in The Terminator movies. I pick her in the dark.

Never. Lol.

Never get a chickie a mop for Xmas, nor a toilet brush. (Not even as a joke, ouch!)

I received one at my PA’s urging. Once I read the instructions I threw it away. I’m not crapping into an envelope.

Yes, that’s different. I’m very sorry about your accident.

Build a koi pond. Buy a timeshare. Start a gym, dojo or a restaurant. Loan money. A sleep study. Plastic surgery. Complain about dinner. Talk politics at Thanksgiving dinner. Tailgate. Sleep in church. (Guilty) Tear off the tag on a mattress.

I wrote an award-winning poem once. Lost forever now, rats!

I bring them socks that I’ve knitted.

I can spin most throw pillows, forever. So far there are about 3 people that are impressed by this, grandkids.

That wasn’t me. There must be two of us that think dancing is stupid. Lol. Btw, it’s only stupid for men.

Boy, is it stupid.