Recent content by Jocko

First came the steroids and next came the injuries and the pills. Time for rehab pal.

“Fallen short” isn’t an admission to doing drugs and driving, just imperfections. My apologies if you don’t have any.

America has a serious problem with opioids and it’s not always who you’d think. Chicks, doctors, lawyers and everyone else too. In my hometown I swear 50 percent of chicks were on them. Once they run out is where the real trouble begins. Bank on it.

He’s an addict, guaranteed! We’ve all fallen short of course but he obviously needs help. Most likely he’s been this way for years and years. I could go on about his steroid abuse too but why kick the guy when he’s down? (Oops, I just did.)

Likely drugs, again. He’s a pill-popper folks.

I’ve made more dough than 90 percent of the population in the US in my career, zero debt learning my craft too. (If that means anything) I spent one day in college and decided it was stupid. Some dope yakking up front in a political science class was enough for me to want to die! He was Hitler...

College is mostly a $cam.

Old people hit the gas instead of the brake quite often, slamming into buildings. (During parking or exiting a spot) A mode that limits acceleration and/or halts the vehicle during excessive acceleration is in the works as I understand it.

Once at a wedding, twice at a funeral. Plenty of times during meetings and plenty of times at church. Once as juror number 1 at trial in front of God, the judge and everyone in the courtroom. (I thought I was in trouble but the judge recessed thank God. Only time can stop it, usually 5 minutes...

Fake.

Finding out late in the game that I’m 60 percent Finnish explained a lot. Lol. (Pops is 100 percent according to his DNA, lol.)

A surfboard.

I hold the door for chicks.

At the end of the first week in junior high a kid named Darryl approached me, “Nancy has worn the same pair of pants all week!” My reply was, “I’ll be darned” as I glanced down to my own jeans. Yup, same pair all week. Before that day I didn’t know certain things mattered. The End.

I was very fast in grade school, got chicks too.