Recent content by oscash

If his name had been Blotto, here in Australia that would be a slang name for "Drunk".

Hi there Jenny from me in beautiful Sydney, Australia. Hope you're enjoying your retirement. You'll meet some lovely people here on Senior Forums.

Well, I've learned some trivia today. Very interesting.

I was called up for jury duty about 8 weeks ago. Two envelopes arrived the same day. The first one told me I must attend on the panel and then the next envelope told me what courthouse to go to, and it could go on for 8 weeks. I immediately rang the number to be excused and told them I was 81...

She fell in love for honour, and on her he got.

Happy Birthday dear Timoc, hope you get well spoilt, you deserve it. (y)🍰🥂🍾

Neither of my parents swore. Not until my mother was 81 did, I hear her say, after I told her to hang on to the rail, "I'd better hang on or I might go a*rse over". I couldn't stop laughing and she said, "I'm over 80 now, so I'm allowed to swear".

My friend had a cousin living in N.Y and worked in the Twin Towers No.2. He rang his wife to say the building was shuddering and wasn't sure what was happening, he told his wife he loved her and to kiss their little girl and he would call again later. That was the last time his wife heard from...

Peter Frumpton (Frampton) Alice Pooper (Cooper) Adam and the Pants (Ants) The Screech Boys (Beach) Sly and the Family Stoned (Stone) The Boobie Brothers (Doobie)

I've had a few falls over the years but never broke any bones, oh, except when I was about 11 years old and fell off the top rung of the gate, waiting for the postman, and broke my middle finger of my right hand. Thought I'd get a couple of weeks off from school, but my mother said it wasn't...

Hi Lilac: My friend said she is supposed to have follow-ups but gets confused when they try to explain things. It's all a matter of paying attention I guess.

I just love it!!!

My Scottish grandfather's clan is Johnston. The tartan is like Blackwatch with a Yellow stripe in it. I saw it on the internet but don't know how to download it.

I have two dear friends. We all went to school together and are now in our 80's. Both ladies have hearing aids but they don't seem to listen intently. One says she has to use her cell phone to adjust the volume but doesn't know how to do it . I told her to take it back to where she purchased it...

I'm always feeling good. I'm so grateful I can get out of bed without assistance, do all my own shopping and cleaning and cooking. Get in the car and go for a trip to the shops. I get a little lonely sometimes, I have a sister who lives a couple of miles away but never thinks to pick up the...