Recent content by saintdave

Hey, Ruthanne (one of my favourite characters in Northern Exposure) we do speak a kind of corrupted English in Australia. Most of the things we prattle on about would need translating though!!! I guess it's the same in the States and definitely in Gt Britain. Owt, Nowt about that. That;s fair...

Well they do say there are no stupid questions, just stupid answers. I would like to debate that to the nth degree.

Being down under and a long way from anywhere we get ask some pretty funny ones: "Do you speak English" stands out for me.

My gift is, in many ways, a curse: the ability to collect and keep the most useless trivia and facts about people, places and things in general. If boring was an Olympic sport I'd be a Gold medallist for sure. Tragically, it just slips out. I can see people dozing off as I speak. I can't help...

There’s an old joke in Oz How much can a koala bear!!! Little fellas have certainly been tested recently 😟

We tend to take our flora and fauna for granted until something like this happens Thank God for the rain😀

Sadly Packerjohn it doesn't create sensation and sell. We're copping a fair bit of flooding in and around Sydney as well. Helps to ease the bushfires.

That makes me feel young- your're 8 years older than me- and my nose grows and grows and grows

It’s not very often you see an Aussie speechless ...... 🤩

Just celebrated my 21st for the 42nd time 🤣

Cigarettes

With particular emphasis on the fags!!!