My Wife is So Short...
- Thread starter Beezer
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dilettante
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- Michigan
If you know the song, you know the line:
"Horace met a girl, she was small and she was very pretty."
"Horace met a girl, she was small and she was very pretty."
Timewise 60+
Senior Member
My wife is short...she claims to be 5'1".... but I don't think so! More like 5ft or even 4ft 11in!
We were married in 1969...and I am sure we both have lost an inch or so...I was 6'1" when we got married...probably 6' now. My wife was 5'1" back then.
No matter, we are still happily married...with great kids, grandkids, and now even great grandkids...life is short so enjoy each day!
We were married in 1969...and I am sure we both have lost an inch or so...I was 6'1" when we got married...probably 6' now. My wife was 5'1" back then.
No matter, we are still happily married...with great kids, grandkids, and now even great grandkids...life is short so enjoy each day!
Pappy
Living the Dream
My girl is so short, she uses the curb as a handrail..
OneEyedDiva
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- Location
- New Jersey
Better not let her read this Beezer. 
papa tiger
Well-known Member
Mine is 5'7". She used to be 5'8" but had to have Spinal surgery
3 years ago. She was fun to dance with in her younger days.
3 years ago. She was fun to dance with in her younger days.
Warrigal
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- Location
- Sydney, Australia
My grandfather said I should sue the local council for building the footpath too close to my bum....she was once featured on the cover of Better Gnomes and Gardens.
(rim shot)