I believe the first thought is to lie down in front of the bulldozer but it turns out that is futile so you grab a towel, chug a beer, eat a packet of salted peanuts and wait for the Vogon spaceship to arrive and hitch a ride. - Ref - Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.You're ready.
Prepared
and then...
suddenly..
in front of you
is a big ole- bulldozer...
Amazing how often that happens
what to do?
how do you handle?
I GrinYou're ready.
Prepared
and then...
suddenly..
in front of you
is a big ole- bulldozer...
Amazing how often that happens
what to do?
how do you handle?
If you're up against a bruiser and you're getting knocked about --
Grin.
If you're feeling pretty groggy, and you're licked beyond a doubt --
Grin.
Don't let him see you're funking, let him know with every clout,
Though your face is battered to a pulp, your blooming heart is stout;
Just stand upon your pins until the beggar knocks you out --
And grin.
This life's a bally battle, and the same advice holds true
Of grin.
If you're up against it badly, then it's only one on you,
So grin.
If the future's black as thunder, don't let people see you're blue;
Just cultivate a cast-iron smile of joy the whole day through;
If they call you "Little Sunshine", wish that THEY'D no troubles, too --
You may -- grin.
Rise up in the morning with the will that, smooth or rough,
You'll grin.
Sink to sleep at midnight, and although you're feeling tough,
Yet grin.
There's nothing gained by whining, and you're not that kind of stuff;
You're a fighter from away back, and you WON'T take a rebuff;
Your trouble is that you don't know when you have had enough --
Don't give in.
If Fate should down you, just get up and take another cuff;
You may bank on it that there is no philosophy like bluff,
And grin.
That was the first thing that popped into my head too!I believe the first thought is to lie down in front of the bulldozer but it turns out that is futile so you grab a towel, chug a beer, eat a packet of salted peanuts and wait for the Vogon spaceship to arrive and hitch a ride. - Ref - Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.
This should be on a t-shirt: "BE the Bulldozer"; I bet they'd sell like hotcakes.Happens to me without fail, every other Tuesday around 3:17 p.m. ( I'm scientific like that )
At that point, there’s only one logical course of action ...
Lock eyes with the bulldozer and assert dominance.
Climb aboard the bulldozer and BE the bulldozer.