The General Humor Thread

Boss: "Today we have a new service, it is called the Next Day Air Saver. (He holds up new service envelope) It differs from Next Day Air because it saves the customer money but they still get great service ya de ya de ya de."

Deya looking down: "Yawn."

Boss: "Deya are you paying attention? I think not, so now you tell us what a Next Day Air Saver is?" He hands me the new service envelope.

Deya: "Thank you and my pleasure. I will not only tell you, but I will demonstrate. After examining the Next Day Air envelope and determine you're not in the mood to deliver it on said day, you grab the Next Day envelope by the corner, firmly, and then you toss it, with a spin, reverse English if you will, under the skate with the other hold packages, (I demonstrate) and say loudly, 'Hey, that is a Next Day Air Saver, so I am going to save er for the next day.'"

Everyone laughed except the boss. He said something about writing up drivers for less. I handed him my pen that I had just gotten out of the new pen box. "Here's a fresh one, boss." I didn't get wrote up but I did get a talk about being a disruption.

I went to school for years, practicing being a disruption, so it was my honor to use my school skills on the job in a professional manner. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:


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