"Uncle Tim, you've taken an invisibility pill again haven't you?"
"Yes, Petal, I got them mixed up with my Tic-Tac mints and I must have left the 'I' pills on your Mam's kitchen table, she'll be confused if she takes one."
"You've got big hands haven't you uncle Tim, and long fingers too?"
"Well yes, I have, Petal, so what?"
"Mam always says, that with the length of your fingers, when you pick your nose you're in danger of poking your eyes out, what does she mean, Uncle Tim?"
"Hmmm, you need to ask your Mam, Petal."
Goodnight lovely people, the pain in my hands has eased enough for me to use the computer.
It's surprisingly mild outside, Mr Sun is trying his best to warm us all and clear away the morning dew.
I've just scoffed some hot buttered toast and a tangerine.... now where did I leave my big mug of tea... no, I didn't use it as a doorstop, oh, I remember now, I left it on the lounge window-cill next to the old LPs I've been playing.
Have a happy day my friends, eat chocolate if it takes your fancy.... and don't forget to return my smile.