"Uncle Tim, you've taken an invisibility pill again haven't you?"
"Yes, Petal, I got them mixed up with my Tic-Tac mints and I must have left the 'I' pills on your Mam's kitchen table, she'll be confused if she takes one."
"You've got big hands haven't you uncle Tim, and long fingers too?"
"Well yes, I have, Petal, so what?"
"Mam always says, that with the length of your fingers, when you pick your nose you're in danger of poking your eyes out, what does she me, Uncle Tim?"
"Hmmm, you need to ask your Mam, Petal."
Goodnight lovely people, the pain in my hands has eased enough for me to use the computer.